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Stabbing. It's a controversial subject into today's blunt object favoring society and it's something that you'll need to educate your kids about. Make sure they know that as much as stabbing seems to be the answer to everything that's wrong with the world it can also carry heavy fines and jail time. Also, it's a pain in the ass to get arterial blood out of upholestry.

So remember, kids, Next time your vision goes red and your hand snakes out to embrace the warm handle of a kitchen knife, ergonomically molded to caress your hand like the lips of a lover, Blade ground to almost proverbial sharpness, a perfect instrument with which to cut and hack and dismember, such rude gestures that are graced with such elegant... Ahem. Erhm. I became a bit distracted. Where was I? Oh, yes, right. Don't stab people. It's messy.