Tuesday Oct 04, 2005

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I JUST HAD TWO EGGS. I JUST FARTED. IT SMELLED LIKE THE EGGS.

After missing three sessions in a row, I'm actually going to Ethics today.
Because I have to take my midterm for Art History right after.

SUCKS BALLS! blackeyed
37921dec:
sexy.

Saturday Sep 24, 2005

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Everytime that Bif Naked banner comes up I laugh very hard.
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gadget:
I have advertisements turned off. SO I've been missing all of these hilarious banners.

also, it didn't happen in slow motion at all. I just dodged and didn't even know I was doing it.
onetwofuckyou:
yeah, i have the banners turned off as well, but reading that name made me laugh.

Friday Sep 09, 2005

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I'm tired of having a broken heart but I can't get over it.
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aerosolinvasion:
well you know, i like to think that my lady considers me more important than sushi, but we're speaking in relative terms here!

(i'm not that brave dude, the army told me to come here, it was not on my own accord)
geraldine:
Thanks for the complement on my photo! blush

That has to be one of the best profile photos I've seen!

I hate having a broken heart. Whiskey takes the pain away. At least for me. blush
Go out and have fun. You'll be over it before you know it!

Thursday Aug 25, 2005

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I'm very bored at work. I wish I had more late-night text messaging buddies. I hope this works - I'm updating from my cell phone. Something tells me that photo is going to be huge - I apologize in advance. I have my first espanol test later this morning. Que la fregada! No me gusta hablar espanol delante de los estudiantes. Alright, back to 'About...
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sunnysunny:
sorry but whatever puke
onetwofuckyou:
heathaaa

Sunday Jul 17, 2005

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So it's either drive up to the Whale's Vagina [also known as San Diego] and meet a longtime idol of mine, Bruce Campbell [pretty much THE idol] or stay at home and read as much of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince as possible before I pass out from lack of sleep.

I sleep A LOT. I'm going to say about 14 hours a day....
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poopiepants05:
I would for sure go see Bruce Campbell, you're nuts if you don't! Why Are you depressed darlin? Don't be sad, Smile and shit!
=) Kelly bear
nofi:
well, i never shut up on the phone so i could probably still keep you entertained. wink

btw, i hope you choose bruce campbell. i saw him speak at the fangoria horror convention a couple years ago when he was promoting 'bubba ho tep'. he is totally hilarious and really really nice in a sarcastic way.

Thursday Jul 14, 2005

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Fuck man, guess what I'm doing?

Absolutely fucking nothing. Why am I a piece of shit? Why does Tom Cruise get somebody, even if it's fucking arranged, and I don't?

Was I goddamn born to be unhappy? I'm fucking sick of this shit. I don't want comments; I just want someone to listen and to understand. I don't want to meet new people; I don't...
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gadget:
girl, you're my celibacy sister.

I understand. I'm right there with you.
koenigsegg:
let the pop-up load

tom cruise probably gets people due in so small part to his being in big movies and being worth tens of millions of dollars

i kid, but i shouldn't. i am sorry that you are so upset *hug*

you oughta drink

Friday May 13, 2005

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I'm so bored, and sad, but mostly bored.
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oldskoolpat:
hope the rest of your weekend goes better.
koenigsegg:
frown

i am going to see lightning bolt in 30 minutes

come

Tuesday May 10, 2005

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Aaron, I forgive you.
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sunnysunny:
easy there you're gonna scare him away. plus i hear he has a thing for 22 year old canadian chicks.
sunnysunny:
i'm so gonna IM you cause i'm bored.

Thursday Jul 15, 2004

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I'm not sure what I'm planning, but it feels like it may go right for a change.

Everything is looking up Milhouse.
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frankmask:
Hello, Franklin. Having perused your pics, I've detmined that we may indeed be identical twins, separated at birth, although you seem to have nicer breasts than I do. I believe the next step is to determine which of us is the evil twin, so that twin can proceed to conquer the world, while the other twin works desperately to stop them.
amina:
So...did you figure out what you were planning?
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