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My Prince Albert is healing nicely. It still hurts a little but nothing big. I still can't run or ride my unicycle, but I don't mind. I love this piercing so much. It got me pumped to get more done. I really want to get a Frenum Ladder. A Frenum Ladder is a sieries of barbells going along the underside of my penis. I think...
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Well I just got a Prince Albert piercing done yesterday. Best piercing ever. I cannot recomend it high enough. I thought it was going to hurt a fucking lot. I barely felt it. It was like instant pleasure. I felt like a million bucks. It looks great with the exception of the blood. I worked today with little discomfort. The strangest part of the whole...
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Well I am certified retard. I gave up trying. That wasn't what was so retarded. I went with that woman to see a show and then to a party afterwards. After I had gathered thoughts that she had no interest in me. I left while very stoned and partly drunk without saying goodbye. I didn't say goodbye to anyone, and usually don't say goodbye when...
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Right now I feel like complete shit, so I am going to take this time to bitch. If you don't like that then...well nothing I don't fucking care. pat yourself on the back or something. I give up caring. I cannot land a woman based solely on my own merits. If they don't know about my cock size, then they don't care about me. The...
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Everyone is a failure. But some people are losers. I am not a loser.

Well I can't say I succeeded, and I can't say I failed. She is coming over later this week for dinner instead. I feel like I'm 16. I don't like that feeling. Being 16 sucked and I have great contempt for most teenagers. In other news I figured out that don't need to get shot....well sort of...I need to get shot out of a cannon....
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Here is another valentines day. Over the years I have grown more and more contemt for this holiday. I have never once celebrated it. That would be due to the fact that i have never been with a girl on valentines day. Pathetic I know. I am one of the shy and quiet guys who is bad at talking to women. It is so much...
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It is 7am and I am awake.......I don't know why. I got piss drunk last night. I passed out some time after midnight. Well any way I digress. Yesterday I had a great idea. I wanna ride my unicycle through the forest. My back was feeling better and I needed to get out and do something. So when I got off of work I took...
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Well today I went to work. I wore a back brace, and so now all my muscles in my back are really tense. I could really use a massage right now. Instead I will have to settle for getting drunk in a few hours. I am getting smacked in the face with all of this valentines crap at the bakery. Heart shaped this and heart...
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Well I have been out of work today and yesterday. My back has been out. On tuesday I had to crawl to my destinations. That was not fun and I got cat and dog hair all over my pj's. Today I am walking, but bending over is a great pain to me. I will go into the bakery tomarrow. But if I wince at any...
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