...in the pouring down wind
and, to continue, that, was, SPOILER, and, CRUEL SWING, by, JAWBOX, from, FOR YOUR OWN, etc. from, here on, i, will give, these, overlong titles, for, albums, ONCE, in, their entirety, and, abbreviate them, when/if, they, come up, again. carpal, tunnel. sux. SEARCHING WITH MY GOOD EYE CLOSED, and SLAVES AND BULLDOZERS, SOUNDGARDEN, BADMOTORFINGER, and, FIRE IN THE HEAD, THE TEA PARTY, THE EDGES OF TWILIGHT. that, last one's, excellent, especially, if, you, loved, JIM MORRISON's, voice. now, while, it's, only one, subject, tonight's RAVE, that is, i've, a lot, to, say on, it, so, we're, gonna, load up a, shitload, of, tunes, right now, to, tide us, over. so many, i, had to, give, frank, a list, and, oh, wait, that's right! ahem. this, is LOST HIGHWAY, and, i am (i've heard, that phrase, before, i, wonder...), your host, frank cotton. welcome, and, all that. to, continue, the songs you, will, be hearing, are, ok. one, other, thing i, know you, can't, hear them, i'm, not, that, far gone, i, just, like, to tell you, what, i'm, hearing while, i, do, this, and, hell, let's, face facts: FRANK, KNOWS METAL! DAMN RIGHT, HE DOES!. you, don't, see me, naming off a, bunch, of, pussy hair bands, do, you? or, a bunch, of, 'nu metal' (REALLY, despise, that term; it, AIN'T new, it's, just, DIFFERENT! alt metal, yeah, sure, that, sounds, ok) BULLSHIT, and, i'm, NOT saying it, is, ALL bs but, a, lot of it, JUST, PLAIN SUX! there, i've, said it, it's, out, in, the open, and, you, didn't have to, do, it, yourself. disagree, if, you, will and, you will, i, know, but, frank's, taste in, METAL (heavy is, just, like, redundant) is, IMPECCABLE! don't, like, much of, that, DEATH METAL, the, vocals suck, sorry, IT, IS, TRUE, haven't heard, any, BLACK METAL, but, did, hear the, vocals, ain't, any better. heard, again, of, something called, DARK METAL, just, haven't, ya know, actually, heard heard, it. yet. i, will, look into it, tho. back, to, the point, which, was, this time, that these, are, just what, i'm hearing, and, simply, SUGGESTIONS. feel, free to, listen, to whatever, crap, you, normally listen to (not SAYING, it IS, crap, just, saying), it, is, after all, at least, for, a little, while longer, a, free (more-or-less) world. you, will be (but, not really), hearing, HEAD TO WALL, QUICKSAND, SLIP, I (NOT, me, YOU) DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, MAD SEASON, ABOVE, PLAGUE MUSIC, VAUX, PLAGUE MUSIC (there's, one), SURPRISE! YOU'RE DEAD! FAITH, NO MORE, THE, REAL THING, UNTIL, THE END, KITTIE (teenage girls, who, rock harder, than, almost, any, guys), UNTIL THE, END (two), UGLY TRUTH, SOUNDGARDEN, again, LOUD, LOVE, and, last, for now, BULLET, IN, THE HEAD, RAGE, AGAINST, THE MACHINE, same (there's, a, pattern here, i, swear). gonna, hit, the can, grab, a, smoke, and, be, right back.
so much to do, so little time...
just a few minor details before we proceed. tonight's WORD is SISSY. you'll be hearing/seeing it, and, many more like it, quite a bit. tonight's THOUGHT is, 'when did the future change, from a promise to a threat?' CHUCK PALAHNIUK, INVISIBLE MONSTERS, a great read. and, frank would like to RECOMMEND, this, morning/night, hey, it's ALWAYS, midnight here, in, THE HEART OF DARKNESS, from, whence we broadcast, on, a frequency of, 6.6.6, our, call letters being K-A-L-I. what. time it is, where, you are, is, irrelevant. we, or, i,recommend DEPEND (no, there's no 's', lazy, 'comedy' writers) brand, ADULT DIAPERS, as you all, WILL, shit yourselves, when, inevitably, you realize, that, A)frank, was right, and, therefore, B)frank actually, IS, god, and, C)that, IT'S, TOO, FUCKING LATE, NOW, I (you, not me), SHOULD HAVE, LISTENED, TO, HIM, (me, not you) WHEN, THERE, WAS STILL TIME! tough shit on, that last one, there. better, buy a lot of 'em. couple more, songs, to list, then, we'll get to, the meat. INNOCENT BYSTANDER, KORN, UNTITLED (still, a name, eh?), OILDALE (LEAVE, ME ALONE), KORN again, KORN III: (?) REMEMBER, WHO YOU ARE (a message, NOT from, my, teeth, to ME, yes?), WAR PIGS, FAITH NO MORE (BLACK SABBATH originally, of, course), off NATIVITY IN BLACK, a tribute (who do you think?), album, on FNM's own, THE REAL THING, also. then FORFEIT, CHEVELLE, WONDER WHAT'S NEXT, and, GAVE UP, NINE INCH NAILS, BROKEN. had, planned on, something, else for this, installment, works, i, guess, of the show. paid 3.50 a gallon, for gas today, and, got a new focus, to boot. quickly, tonight's, chemical enhancements, are: KLONOPIN (legal), VICODIN (bit o' gray area, here), caffeine, nicotine, various sugars, chocolate, which, is, kind of, a drug, and , of course, frank's favorite, substance Z (X being taken), which, you've likely, never heard of, altho i'm, sure, you've heard, of the products that, contain it (legal, but, frank's usage thereof is, again, a, bit gray. or, is it, grey? can someone, help, me out, here?). here's the deal folks, plain and simple, no big words: god, or frank, if you prefer, is fed up with AMERICA, his own home base. sick and tired of, disgusted with, and, above all, ASHAMED of. tired of hearing, all of you whine about, 'why doesn't, god fix this', why doesn't, someone (other, than, the whiner) fix that, why doesn't, the government...you know, all that. what, god wants, to know, is, WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU, FIX IT ALL YOURSELVES?! WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU, 'DO SOMETHING', ANYTHING, ABOUT IT, YOURSELVES?! for the, second, and, final time, not every, single one of, you, NO. some, do, try, and this, isn't aimed at, them, so, why, are they, even getting upset? no, this is for, those who DON"T get it, who WON'T get it, don't try, won't try, and, damn well, better, NOT, complain about being, dressed down. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, IS THIS MUCH CLEAR? so. people are demonstrating, even as you whine, for their rights, in countries where they know, they, could be killed, just for showing up, but YOU, gutless, cry-babies, can't even throw a, peaceful protest over, GAS PRICES! a few, might, i know, but i, ain't seen 'em, yet. but, but, but i emailed, my, my congressman, i, i even wrote a, real, letter to my, senator...ha ha ha, do you REALLY believe, that they, ACTUALLY, give a fuck about you and your, well-meaning, well-written, but essentially pointless little letter? FUCK NO, they don't care! why? why do you, think? because you're all, a bunch of, PUSSIES, that's why! you won't, march, in the streets, what the fuck good are, letters? Jesus H. Christ. spineless little, sissies, boo-hooing, and, wanting SOMEONE ELSE, to do it for, them. well, guess what? THEY WON'T! you're no, threat to, anyone, much less them. listen up, fuckheads, this is your, last chance. the end of the era of, 'letting you let, things fall apart, because you're more afraid of, the consequences of, doing something yourself, than you are, of, what will happen if you, don't do anything, at all, is here. it's OVER. done. with. the new era, what's about to, begin, in say, less than two years, if not sooner is, at hand. what new, era? the era of, god letting the iron fist of, GLOBAL TYRANNY fall on you, that's, what era. so you'll know, finally, and first hand, what ORWELL warned you, about, what 'stalin', and 'hitler' showed you, was, possible, what you, should have been afraid of, all along, the GLOBAL, ONE WORLD, UNIFIED GOVERNMENT, NEW WORLD ORDER, that you, foolishly believe, can't possibly, happen. well, FUCK YOU, YOU, demanded it, YOU, even PAID, for it, so, enjoy, YOUR PURCHASE! morons! i'll not shed one, single, more tear for you because you, rolled over and took it, in the ass, without a whimper, much less a, fight, for the sake of,'george w. bush, his family, friends, and partners the, saudis, and their, oil profits. i hope you are, all proud of, yourselves. there was, a time, AMERICA would, stomp, the living shit out of, ANYONE, for so much as, looking at them funny. now look, at you. a disgrace. god loved you, AMERICA, because you didn't take anything, offa anyone. a quick aside, a short story to emphasize my, point. BLACKJACK PERSHING once, had to deal with some, 'muslim extremists' (bombers/terrorists, whatever). so, frank, what did he do? well, children, and i am talking to, everyone here, boys and girls, altho it's mostly, the boys, i'm unhappy with, well, ol' BLACKJACK, lined fifty assholes against a, wall. he then went on to have a, pig butchered, in the sight of, said assholes, and, poured, said pig's blood upon a, large number of, rifle bullets (again, seen by said, and, aforementioned, assholes), which were, subsequently (sorry, i like, and, know how to, use, big words), loaded into, rifles, which were handed to, shooters, who then proceeded to, EXECUTE (sorry, sissies, IT, HAS TO, BE, DONE, sometimes, so, it, doesn't, have to, be, done, nearly, ALL THE TIME, get it, no, you don't, hence) ALL, BUT, ONE of, the worthless, vile, ignorant scum. the one left, alive, he sent home to tell, the tale. and we had FIFTY YEARS of, relatively, 'muslim extremist terrorism' free, peace. free from said, 'm.e. terrorists', not, however free of, 'nazi's, kamikaze's, and fascist's'. THAT IS HOW, YOU DEAL WITH MISCREANTS, MALCONTENTS, AND NE'ER-DO-WELLS (individually, or, in groups, large, and/or small). ON THEIR, OWN LEVEL, ON THEIR, TERMS, or, if you, prefer, IN WORDS THEY, CAN EASILY, UNDERSTAND (meanin', EQUAL, OR, GREATER VIOLENCE, for, those of, you, who, don't or, won't get, the point). break time.
one more, from the road.
i'm back. sorry. the worst thing is, not only did America, let herself be raped, she even, deliberately, closed her eyes, so she could pretend she, didn't know, who, did it to her. and, i know, some of you did not, and shouted and, were drowned out. and i'm proud, of you. very, very proud. but for the rest, well, they KNOW who, did it to them. it's the TRUTH, and they really, should be, ashamed. they, failed HER, our country, the red, white and blue. so. before i further, berate and abuse, you, it's time for more, tunes. THE SKY IS FALLIN', QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, SONGS FOR THE DEAF, NIGHT PROWLER, AC/DC, HIGHWAY TO HELL (it's a long one), POSSUM KINGDOM, TOADIES, RUBBERNECK, SEVEN NATION ARMY, THE WHITE STRIPES, ELEPHANT, MACHINEGUN BLUES, new SOCIAL DISTORTION, off of HARD TIMES AND NURSERY RYHMES, and a little of, THE original, MAN IN BLACK, JOHNNY CASH, thems bein' RING OF FIRE, and, I WALK THE LINE off, well, a number of albums. and, it seems, frank here, no, not you, that one, over yonder, skulkin' about, that frank, left something off, a list, that bein' the, RECOMMENDs list, and that something bein', uh, a film. MOTHER NIGHT. excellent film, been meaning to, say somethin' 'bout it, my damn self, just kept, forgettin', and forgettin', and for...hey, don't let, me, get stuck in, yet another, endless loop, shithead! you may not, but i do, remember, the last time, that happened. weren't pretty, what with all the...that's right, we are live, frank, watch your, frickin' mouth. MOTHER NIGHT, i believe i was sayin', has some mighty fine work, by, NICK NOLTE, who plays a radio, call-in show host, something i might have done, if, i, didn't hate phones, so much. later. to RAVE on, have you folks not had, enough totalitarianism yet? that's a loong word, there. seriously, i spoke about a picture i, have on my wall, not this, second, mind, but back, when; a beautiful, yet disturbing picture, framed so it was, like, looking out a window, at the woods, which is what, the picture, was of, the woods. way out in, Siberia, middle of cold nowhere. fitting. trees, in the woods, with all these, markers, on them, like you know, stuff, tacked to phone poles. i knew it meant, something, more than met the, eye, so, i, read the article it, was about, or was, about it, this place. it's a warning, is what it, really, is, because, those markers, millions of, them, on millions of, trees, were, millions of, GRAVE MARKERS! because, that place, is, like, the world's largest, GRAVEYARD. it is where 'stalin', mass-murderer, extraordinaire, all-time world's record, holder, BURIED HIS, DEAD. all SEVENTEEN MILLION OF THEM. SEVENTEEN FUCKING MILLION. OF THEM. OF PEOPLE. DEAD. DEAD. DEAD! just one man, running just one UNION (of S.S.R., ok, nit-pickers?), just one man's orders. and you idiots think, HA! it would be a, great idea, if we had just ONE, government, for the WHOLE, PLANET. why, what, could, possibly, go wrong? that picture, look it up, it's in NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC's photo library, somewhere, is, a WARNING, of what, not only can, but, likely, WILL HAPPEN, and, SOON, if you don't, WAKE THE FUCK UP! NOW! NOW, NOW, NOW! NOW! now, i need, some, coffee, back in, whatever...