good morning. this is frank cotton speaking, from beyond, at station 6.6.6 IM, radio K-A-L-I, all guitars, all the time, always midnight, yada, yada, yada. HEY! wake up people, it's monday fucking morning, time to get your sorry, dead asses out of bed, and, start, yet another, grueling week of, the rat race. idiots. you should do what frank did. what did frank do? you don't know? well, he, robbed, a bank, did, two years, got out, and, moved in with, moms, and is, working, uh, part-time, as, a, uh, DELIVERATOR, for, a, well-known, uh, national, pizza chain. no bills, no rent, no car payments, no shit. beats YOUR life, eh? ha, ha ha! well, more in a few, kiddos, but, right now, frank's headin' out for, a cup o' joe and, a, smoke. be, right, back atcha! OK, the songs you heard last, were, SWALLOWED, BUSH, RAZOERBLADE SUITCASE, WASTING MY TIME (am i?), DEFAULT, THE FALLOUT, GET HIGHER, PAPER TONGUES (a CHARLOTTE NC BAND), from, the album of, the, same name as, the song. again. and, at the end, SAY YOU'LL HAUNT ME, by STONE SOUR, album name, same, as song, again...no, i'll just, let it go. a quick REPORT, here, before we move on, of, an incident at, work, friday, last. AMY, a fellow driver, name may, or may not, have been changed, has anxiety. her idiot, unnamed, 'doctor', puts her on, SEROQUEL, an ANTI-PSYCHOTIC (frank knows these things, don't ask), and, AMY collapsed @, 5
M. EMTs called, arrived, and, proceeded to do, zip. upshot was, frank, as usual, has to take charge, to see that they, don't, make matters worse. i located the EIGHT, incompatible, mind, drugs, she'd been prescribed, got, her purse, and keys, locked, her car, TOLD, the 'emts' how, to, do their job, and, returned, to doing mine, a potential, total clusterfuck, averted. she's OK. hey, it's why, i'm here; SOMEONE'S, got, to fix this shit, who better, eh? not complainin', just sayin'. onwards...you will, be hearing, shortly, a BLACK CROWES block (i AM southern but, ain't, gonna be playin' no SKYNYRD, sorry), consisting of, SISTER LUCK, COULD I'VE BEEN SO BLING, and SEEING THINGS, off $HAKE YOUR MONEY MAKER, and, SOMETIMES SALVATION, off that, long-winded title, album, their second. other bands, we, like here, along that line, are, SOCIAL DISTORTION, THE REVEREND HORTON HEAT, and, SCREAMING TREES. WORD, for the day is ,THINK, as in. THOUGHT, for the day, 'we are all born mad. some remain so.', by BECKETT, look, it up. it's time, to RAVE, no, RECOMMENDS tonight, and, you, will live. i'll be finishing up, with the girls, their, ULTIMATE WEAPON, and, all that, but, first, a few, well, quite a few, words, about me. don't, wanna hear 'em? fine, feel free, to FUCK OFF @ your covenience, obviously, none, of this, is, for you, you, hard-headed, fuckwit, and would, never, get thru, anyway. enjoy your, one, and, ONLY, life. frank, needs, a snack, before rambling on , so, give me, five, or so.
M. EMTs called, arrived, and, proceeded to do, zip. upshot was, frank, as usual, has to take charge, to see that they, don't, make matters worse. i located the EIGHT, incompatible, mind, drugs, she'd been prescribed, got, her purse, and keys, locked, her car, TOLD, the 'emts' how, to, do their job, and, returned, to doing mine, a potential, total clusterfuck, averted. she's OK. hey, it's why, i'm here; SOMEONE'S, got, to fix this shit, who better, eh? not complainin', just sayin'. onwards...you will, be hearing, shortly, a BLACK CROWES block (i AM southern but, ain't, gonna be playin' no SKYNYRD, sorry), consisting of, SISTER LUCK, COULD I'VE BEEN SO BLING, and SEEING THINGS, off $HAKE YOUR MONEY MAKER, and, SOMETIMES SALVATION, off that, long-winded title, album, their second. other bands, we, like here, along that line, are, SOCIAL DISTORTION, THE REVEREND HORTON HEAT, and, SCREAMING TREES. WORD, for the day is ,THINK, as in. THOUGHT, for the day, 'we are all born mad. some remain so.', by BECKETT, look, it up. it's time, to RAVE, no, RECOMMENDS tonight, and, you, will live. i'll be finishing up, with the girls, their, ULTIMATE WEAPON, and, all that, but, first, a few, well, quite a few, words, about me. don't, wanna hear 'em? fine, feel free, to FUCK OFF @ your covenience, obviously, none, of this, is, for you, you, hard-headed, fuckwit, and would, never, get thru, anyway. enjoy your, one, and, ONLY, life. frank, needs, a snack, before rambling on , so, give me, five, or so.