frank_cotton

it is MIDNIGHT, as it always is, here, @ the station, located on SHIVA, one of the many, irrational, moons/satellites, orbiting the 10th planet (yes PLUTO counts, fuckwits), ZEN (we wanted to go with TEN, but that was already taken). this, is the allnight show, broadcast live, on radio K-A-L-I, 6.6.6 on your IM dial, and i, am, your host, frank cotton. first up tonight was SHAKE ME DOWN, new music from CAGE THE ELEPHANT (good idea), off of THANK YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY. after that was, HELP IS ON THE WAY, more new music, from the album, of the same name, by RISE AGAINST, then BIG CHEESE, NIRVANA, BLEACH, and last, BEAUTIFUL WORLD, DEVO, NEW TRADITIONALISTS. what? don't like, DEVO? then, just, FUCK OFF! it's my station, i, play what i, want, and you, can listen, or not, as you, please. i take requests, but if it's bullshit, i ain't playin' it. WORD of the DAY is, DISCERN, as in, for yourself. don't know it, look it up...you don't WANT to be ignorant, do you? i wonder. today's RECOMMENDATIONS are: DEVIL, the film, not the adversary. watched it last night, loved it. want more horror? try VIDEODROME; it's an all-time favorite, and i can't believe that any, REAL, horror fan, hasn't, already seen it. cult films, you say? seen BRAZIL? no? and you, call yourself, a, cult, film, fan? i beg to differ. frank read (no, not recently) THE LIMITS OF PRIVACY, by AMITAI ETZIONI (dude worries me). he, frank, not that dude, is curious to know what you, think about it. the book. what, else? how about SMITH & WESSON, makers of fine firearms (frank HAD one of their 15 round 9mm beauties. highly recommended), knives (got some o' them, too, somewheres, i can't get to 'em, parole and all), and HANDCUFFS, like their MODEL 100, which we'll be discussing, shortly. i think it's time for...frank, what are you doing? how about some tunes, nimrod? do i, have to ask, like, every, single, time? ANNA, by PURE, off GENERATION SIX-PACK, for starters, then HEXAGRAM off of DEFTONES, by same. say, what is this, bullshit, where bands call an album by the band's name, just, any old time? used to be, it was their first one, now, hell, some bands even have, more than one named that way. too damned, confusing. glad i'm, not in retail. anyways, follow that with DIAMOND EYES, DEFTONES again, DIAMOND EYES again, and, that's, another thing, pisses me off - naming the album, after one of the songs, on it. seems, seems, seems, repetitive, ya know? ok, frank, i'll stop. play KINGDOM COME, KITTIE, INTO THE BLACK after the DEFTONES, and after that, it's your choice. thanks, dude. and now, it is time for, well, i had a name for it earlier, what was it? rants? rages? RAVES! that's it! frank RAVES, the name, for, the part of the show where, frank, just, won't, shut the fuck up! i think that'll work. and we've got a couple, of, new sponsors, for this, segment of our, commercial-free, well, uh, say what? no, it does NOT count, as, a commercial, it's kind of, ah, akin to, ah, a plug, except that, we, ain't gettin' paid shit for it. hell no! it's, just, wishful thinking, is all. sheesh. if you, don't mind... well, do you? ok, then. SPONSORS, i say, PHAM COMPANY LIMITED, makers of DEXTROMETHORPHAN, an important, uh, well, nevermind (it COULD be important, tho; you just, uh, never, uh, really know, uh, ya know), and KNITTINGNEEDLES.COM, for all your knitting needs. what, frank? why not? a sponsor's, a sponsor's, a sponsor, correct? no, frank, YOU, ARE, the sissy, now, kindly, fuck off. IT'S RAVE TIME! sadly, frank has never been, to an, actual rave, as deadsville, here, doesn't lend itself to, that, sort of thing. so, i'm gonna have my, own, rave, right here, every night, just the three of us, and, we, WILL be having, a good time. what, are, we on, tonite, frank? caffiene, yeah, big deal, oh, nicotine, wow, that's, like, a, a surprise! did you say, XANAX, frank? well, now, you're talkin' my, language. damnit, frank, now, i, want a smoke, and, a cup o' joe. folks, we'll be, back, right after, this message, from...