frank_cotton

greetings, earthlings, it is i, your host, frank cotton with the allnight show, live from the third rock from the sun, or, as we here, and many of you there, call it, hell. because, well, it is time, to clear up a bit of miscommunication, here. there is no 'heaven', out there, no hell, down below, no, this, earth, right here, is it. paradise and perdition, all in one tidy little blue/green ball. it is time to face it, people, hell, many of you, have, suspected as much all along, your holy books are mostly lies, for convenience, or otherwise. you're not going anywhere, else, anytime, soon. so, let's just, get on with the show then, shall we? the word of the day, for today, is ASSHOLE. frank just recently read ASSHOLEOLOGY: THE SCIENCE BEHIND GETTING YOUR WAY - AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT, by STEVEN B. GREEN, DENNIS LAVALLE, and CHRIS ILLUMINATI. funny as hell, altho i may, disagree with their, use of the term. i think that they, should have gone with jerk, or, prick, but, then, hey, that's just me. i save ASSHOLE, for those who really measure up to it. you can find the book @ AMAZON.COM, or BORDERS, hey, hey, BORDERS people, how many times am i, gonna, hafta, say it? get there, and, spend some money, OR ELSE! now, back, to assholes, you know, those careless shithooks yakkin' on their cel phones, oblivious to all, else, the crooked ceos robbing retirees, and, everyone else, oblivious, etc, etc, etc. ASSHOLES! need, i, go on? well, maybe, i just will. lieing politicians who promise you, what they once said they, were against, and you, falling for it, over, and over, and over, and over, yet again. GOD IS ANGRY, folks, do you really, NOT, know why? look around...NOW, DAMNIT, I'M NOT FUCKING AROUND HERE, RIGHT, DAMN, NOW! read the paper, watch the news, the HORROR SHOW it runs 24/7/365, on, and on, and on, and on...and it is, time, now, right now, for it to stop. RIGHT NOW! and YOU, yes you, have to stop it! YES, YOU, the ones, i'm, talking to, looking at, right here, right now, YOU! well, who the FUCK else, is gonna, do it? me? what? well, FUCK THAT! if you don't care, enough to at least try, and set things right, what point would it serve for me to do it, for you? NONE WHATSOEVER! that's right! and now, right now, in today's FUCKED UP NEWS, and how, is that, for a nice segue, EGYPT! at last, someone, somewhere, is, finally, finally, ready and willing to, at the very least, at least try! unlike here, at home, where we, can't even be bothered, to call CRIMESTOPPERS if it alters, for one SPLIT-SECOND, our precious, daily, routine. FUCK YOU, PEOPLE! YOU, SUCK, AMERICA! you are, right now, 75% sissy, and if, the tanks rolled tomorrow, you'd let them just roll right on over you, now, wouldn't you, just? DO YOU REALIZE, that you are exactly, FOUR CAMEARAS and an EXECUTIVE ORDER, away, from 1984? DO YOU? yeah, well, what, well, yeah why, well, uh, who, me? yes, you, you dumb FUCK! not only did you, ask for it, you, PAID FOR IT! you, fell for it, because you were too busy going thru, the motions with your nine-to-five, white-picket-fence lives, to slow down, and take a good hard look, at just, what the hell, is, actually, really, going on right around you, right here, right now! FRANK! why am i not hearing music, frank? music, frank; music, music, music! now, now, now! am i, am i, am i gettin' thru, to you, right now, frank? well, well, thank you, frank.