SPECIAL REPORT - area workers get it up the ass
frank cotton reporting to you live from the scene of the crime. appears that all the employees of a local franchise of a national pizza delivery semi-monopoly took it upon themselves to change the payday paycheck policy of said franchise. huh? they decided to NOT let their employees pick their checks up after 2
M, and opted to bump it to 4M. the main point of contention? NOT GETTING FUCKING PAID comes to mind right off the bat, followed a close second by THE COCKSUCKERS didn't bother to tell us of the change! to add further insult to injury, when frank offered to be the point man on the assault (to go to the office and raise a stink/beat his head upside an immovable object/likely get fired, etc.), he found that the scum in question had decided to hide under their rock, rather than risk facing the heat. frank was pissed. his righteous rage unnoticed, frank was forced to return to the front lines (return to work, empty-handed and slack-jawed, much to the disappointment of his fellow slaves), having accomplished fuck-all. the solution? you got me, what can we do? no one could afford to walk out, and everyone's already broke, so we all took it like good little victims. the moral of this tale? what moral, we got fucked! they get the extra two days interest on their $, and we get dick. literally, and figuratively. possible repercussions? duh, none! got any ideas? the damage is done. they won, we lost. score remains, and will, until we get fucked again, us-0, them-1. this is frank cotton, for K.A.L.I. news, signing off
frank cotton here with a follow-up to a previous report
reporting to you from the heart of the sun, it is i, frank cotton, your loyal friend and confidant. not quite the answer to your prayers, but sometimes we take what we can get. tonight's top story, the rape/plight of the lowly pizza worker/world, remains unchanged. an unnamed source, who obviously wishes to remain anonymous, informs us that someone took it upon themselves to make a rather pitiful attempt at a counter-insurgency (strike a blow for the downtrodden, you idiot), and CUT THE PHONE LINES. well. sigh. whoop-di-do. big help there. sure, it might cost the oppressor, in the long run, the meager pittance in interest (boo-hoo) they hoped to save (greedy pieces of shit) in the first place, but what good did it really do? if no one orders pizza, everyone gets sent home, and no one gets paid, adding to the net loss/misery of all. well, not quite. or, at least, not exactly. at least someone did something, however petty and misguided. probably some piss-poor, last-second, last-ditch grab at just a wee bit of justice/revenge. but you have to give them a little credit. the internet orders still got thru (seperate system, who knew?), so it wasn't a total loss. everyone got to work some, except for yours truly, who was day shift, and fed the fuck up and glad to get the hell out of there anyways. i went to BORDERS (hello, anyone there AT ALL? anyone paying any attention at all?), got a cup of joe, and a BOOK. lead by, ah, what's the point. the point is, sometimes, you've got to do something, even if it's wrong, even if it seems pointless, and even if it flies in the face of all reason. that said, it is NOT the policy of this 100% law-abiding radio station (we are already on parole/probation, another story, another time, involving a federally insured financial institution, and a NON-VIOLENT, if unauthorized, withdrawal) to endorse this sort of unprincipled, illegal, actionable, irresponsible, misguided, and/or antisocial, yet still sort of, well, you know, ahem, behavior. no siree. we'll not be having it here. we wash our hands, and all that. but we would like to say, that we are glad to see, that someone, somewhere, grasped the underlying message of FIGHT CLUB. that we can't just riot in the streets, or do anything else remotely overt, without bringing the iron fist of law and order/retaliation/NEW WORLD ORDER/one world government down on our heads. without innocent people dying. RED DAWN ain't happening, folks, it's just a movie. they might just decide to exterminate us all, rather than risk losing CONTROL. which is what it's all about, what this is all about, what everything is all about. it's what they want. they're waiting for the first BRICK to be thrown. you see it, you know it, even if you're too scared to admit it. which is ok. we're all scared, and we all love our families, and we don't want anyone, especially the innocent, getting hurt. which is why god love us. and he really does love all of you. he's not just sitting around waiting, regardless of what you might have heard, to sort out the good from the bad, and send us all to hell. he's right down here with you, right now, going thru the same things you are. he's here in the trenches, on the front line, so-to-speak, hint hint, wink wink, because he knows you couldn't respect someone who just sat on their high horse, condemning and punishing people for the sins of others. because he knew you couldn't believe in someone who would take all of the credit, and none of the blame. because he loves you so much that, if you're going down, he's going to stand with you, take your hand, and not let you go down all alone. no. he's here to help. to point out the little things you might have missed. like the millions of miles of unprotected phone lines and fiber optic cable that serves the MACHINE, the BEAST, which is already here, has been here all along, and is waiting for supper. to point out that if everyone, and i mean EVERYONE, stayed home from work on the same day, just once, it might send a message to our masters. that they're on borrowed time. that we know what they're up to, finally. that our eyes are open, we are paying attention and that maybe, just maybe, if they really want to push us, we might fight back, really fight back, tooth and claw, tooth and nail, to the LAST MAN STANDING. i will. i'll stand with you, and i'll be there for you, if you'll just put aside the petty little differences, if only during this time of crisis, and come together, for your own good, and the good of all mankind. this is frank cotton, for KALI news, anywhere and everywhere, wishing you all a good night. and god willing, you may hear from us again.
frank cotton reporting to you live from the scene of the crime. appears that all the employees of a local franchise of a national pizza delivery semi-monopoly took it upon themselves to change the payday paycheck policy of said franchise. huh? they decided to NOT let their employees pick their checks up after 2
M, and opted to bump it to 4M. the main point of contention? NOT GETTING FUCKING PAID comes to mind right off the bat, followed a close second by THE COCKSUCKERS didn't bother to tell us of the change! to add further insult to injury, when frank offered to be the point man on the assault (to go to the office and raise a stink/beat his head upside an immovable object/likely get fired, etc.), he found that the scum in question had decided to hide under their rock, rather than risk facing the heat. frank was pissed. his righteous rage unnoticed, frank was forced to return to the front lines (return to work, empty-handed and slack-jawed, much to the disappointment of his fellow slaves), having accomplished fuck-all. the solution? you got me, what can we do? no one could afford to walk out, and everyone's already broke, so we all took it like good little victims. the moral of this tale? what moral, we got fucked! they get the extra two days interest on their $, and we get dick. literally, and figuratively. possible repercussions? duh, none! got any ideas? the damage is done. they won, we lost. score remains, and will, until we get fucked again, us-0, them-1. this is frank cotton, for K.A.L.I. news, signing off frank cotton here with a follow-up to a previous report
reporting to you from the heart of the sun, it is i, frank cotton, your loyal friend and confidant. not quite the answer to your prayers, but sometimes we take what we can get. tonight's top story, the rape/plight of the lowly pizza worker/world, remains unchanged. an unnamed source, who obviously wishes to remain anonymous, informs us that someone took it upon themselves to make a rather pitiful attempt at a counter-insurgency (strike a blow for the downtrodden, you idiot), and CUT THE PHONE LINES. well. sigh. whoop-di-do. big help there. sure, it might cost the oppressor, in the long run, the meager pittance in interest (boo-hoo) they hoped to save (greedy pieces of shit) in the first place, but what good did it really do? if no one orders pizza, everyone gets sent home, and no one gets paid, adding to the net loss/misery of all. well, not quite. or, at least, not exactly. at least someone did something, however petty and misguided. probably some piss-poor, last-second, last-ditch grab at just a wee bit of justice/revenge. but you have to give them a little credit. the internet orders still got thru (seperate system, who knew?), so it wasn't a total loss. everyone got to work some, except for yours truly, who was day shift, and fed the fuck up and glad to get the hell out of there anyways. i went to BORDERS (hello, anyone there AT ALL? anyone paying any attention at all?), got a cup of joe, and a BOOK. lead by, ah, what's the point. the point is, sometimes, you've got to do something, even if it's wrong, even if it seems pointless, and even if it flies in the face of all reason. that said, it is NOT the policy of this 100% law-abiding radio station (we are already on parole/probation, another story, another time, involving a federally insured financial institution, and a NON-VIOLENT, if unauthorized, withdrawal) to endorse this sort of unprincipled, illegal, actionable, irresponsible, misguided, and/or antisocial, yet still sort of, well, you know, ahem, behavior. no siree. we'll not be having it here. we wash our hands, and all that. but we would like to say, that we are glad to see, that someone, somewhere, grasped the underlying message of FIGHT CLUB. that we can't just riot in the streets, or do anything else remotely overt, without bringing the iron fist of law and order/retaliation/NEW WORLD ORDER/one world government down on our heads. without innocent people dying. RED DAWN ain't happening, folks, it's just a movie. they might just decide to exterminate us all, rather than risk losing CONTROL. which is what it's all about, what this is all about, what everything is all about. it's what they want. they're waiting for the first BRICK to be thrown. you see it, you know it, even if you're too scared to admit it. which is ok. we're all scared, and we all love our families, and we don't want anyone, especially the innocent, getting hurt. which is why god love us. and he really does love all of you. he's not just sitting around waiting, regardless of what you might have heard, to sort out the good from the bad, and send us all to hell. he's right down here with you, right now, going thru the same things you are. he's here in the trenches, on the front line, so-to-speak, hint hint, wink wink, because he knows you couldn't respect someone who just sat on their high horse, condemning and punishing people for the sins of others. because he knew you couldn't believe in someone who would take all of the credit, and none of the blame. because he loves you so much that, if you're going down, he's going to stand with you, take your hand, and not let you go down all alone. no. he's here to help. to point out the little things you might have missed. like the millions of miles of unprotected phone lines and fiber optic cable that serves the MACHINE, the BEAST, which is already here, has been here all along, and is waiting for supper. to point out that if everyone, and i mean EVERYONE, stayed home from work on the same day, just once, it might send a message to our masters. that they're on borrowed time. that we know what they're up to, finally. that our eyes are open, we are paying attention and that maybe, just maybe, if they really want to push us, we might fight back, really fight back, tooth and claw, tooth and nail, to the LAST MAN STANDING. i will. i'll stand with you, and i'll be there for you, if you'll just put aside the petty little differences, if only during this time of crisis, and come together, for your own good, and the good of all mankind. this is frank cotton, for KALI news, anywhere and everywhere, wishing you all a good night. and god willing, you may hear from us again.