Ilove this comedian a little too much here is another joke
no one wants to drown, drowning would be the worst, cause everyone knows that feel, that feel that you get, awwww it's the worst, when you think your drowning, like during the summer, your like , you know you at a pool party or something ' I am going go into the deep and watch my dive, watch my dive' right? and then you dive (makes the sound of diving in), and the second you get to the bottom your like ' get me outta of HERE!!!' ' WHERE'S THE SURFACE' and you always come up under the kid on the raft' OHHHHHHH OHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST TIMMY!!!' ' DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHEN I AM DYING IN THE ABYSS!!!' ' YOUR SON ALMOST KILLED ME WITH HIS UHH DAFFY DUCK RAFT OVER HERE, JOHN' YOUR SON TRIED TO MURDER ME IN YOUR POOL!' 'Float away from me' 'Float away'
Fire , has anyone here ever been fully engulfed in fire , it's gotta be soo hot (laughs) that is way to fuckin hot , it's the worst feeling when you burn yourself too, even that little tiny ,sometimes, your making some soup or some oodles of noodles or something or your cooking up some crack , and you know you touch the side of the pot, just to tssssssss 'OOOHHHHH WHOOAAA' THAT fuckin kills, that little thing you can't take a shower for like three weeks, you got to hold your.... hand out cause the steam makes you angry, try to bring your hand in 'OOOOOOOOOOH!!!' 'I HATE STEAM , WHOEVER INVENTED STEAM SUCKS '
You know what would be the worst, this would be the ultimate worst right here, what if you dove into the pool and while you were at the bottom of the pool frakning out someone poured oil on surface and lite it on fire , and then your like (scared out of your mind noises and freaking out) you just keep swimming around feeling for a spot where there is no fuckin fire, then when you find a circle wherethere is no fire but the second you came up , a big dude just came up and punch you in the face 'GET BACK INTO THE FIRY WATER!!!' 'YOU DON'T COME OUT OF THE FIRY WATER...COVER UP THAT HOLE WITH SOME FIRE NOW!!!' 'GET BACK INTO THE FIRY WATER!!!'
no one wants to drown, drowning would be the worst, cause everyone knows that feel, that feel that you get, awwww it's the worst, when you think your drowning, like during the summer, your like , you know you at a pool party or something ' I am going go into the deep and watch my dive, watch my dive' right? and then you dive (makes the sound of diving in), and the second you get to the bottom your like ' get me outta of HERE!!!' ' WHERE'S THE SURFACE' and you always come up under the kid on the raft' OHHHHHHH OHHHHHH JESUS CHRIST TIMMY!!!' ' DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHEN I AM DYING IN THE ABYSS!!!' ' YOUR SON ALMOST KILLED ME WITH HIS UHH DAFFY DUCK RAFT OVER HERE, JOHN' YOUR SON TRIED TO MURDER ME IN YOUR POOL!' 'Float away from me' 'Float away'
Fire , has anyone here ever been fully engulfed in fire , it's gotta be soo hot (laughs) that is way to fuckin hot , it's the worst feeling when you burn yourself too, even that little tiny ,sometimes, your making some soup or some oodles of noodles or something or your cooking up some crack , and you know you touch the side of the pot, just to tssssssss 'OOOHHHHH WHOOAAA' THAT fuckin kills, that little thing you can't take a shower for like three weeks, you got to hold your.... hand out cause the steam makes you angry, try to bring your hand in 'OOOOOOOOOOH!!!' 'I HATE STEAM , WHOEVER INVENTED STEAM SUCKS '
You know what would be the worst, this would be the ultimate worst right here, what if you dove into the pool and while you were at the bottom of the pool frakning out someone poured oil on surface and lite it on fire , and then your like (scared out of your mind noises and freaking out) you just keep swimming around feeling for a spot where there is no fuckin fire, then when you find a circle wherethere is no fire but the second you came up , a big dude just came up and punch you in the face 'GET BACK INTO THE FIRY WATER!!!' 'YOU DON'T COME OUT OF THE FIRY WATER...COVER UP THAT HOLE WITH SOME FIRE NOW!!!' 'GET BACK INTO THE FIRY WATER!!!'
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And as for moving to Portland... You guys seem to have some pretty cool people there. I'm working on getting more here in Edmonton. That and I'm dead broke and won't be moving anywhere for a while. But Portland is on my long list of places to visit.