frank_castle

so as i lie here in bed wondering what tomorrow is going to be like, same old same old, i slowly go mad with boredom, i have nothing to do and there are only a few good shows on tv, which i am watching right now, the dead zone which is terrific and good actoring, great plot, awesome twists, and Anthony Michael Hall is an awesome actor, and all should get the first season on dvd or video, go to your nearest Best Buy and buy it today (winks and a thumbs up) oooooohh and buy season 1 of The Shield cause it is fuckin awesome and it has one of the greatest plots,actors,and all that fun shit, BUY IT NOW!!!, anyways, i will take another shower tomorrow, and be all clean and pretty like always, cause i am a pretty pretty man, i want to hang out with anyone i am bored i want company or help them with company, god i am bored, i want to thank all the beautiful friends i have made (sniffs) i told myself i was not going to cry, (takes deep breaths and returns to a nirvana state), i am good, no i don't need a shoulder, get away, and on the dead zone he is have confilcting problems, cause he has found out that a man will bring D-Day, and has the question in his head buzzing around, 'if i could go back in time would i kill hilter' and he wonders what 'ripples' in time would happen if he kills this man, it is a great show, i ain't going spoil it you have to watch it is indeed good, well i am intently watching this and i might say something stupid soon, so i will leave you with this joke

it is called car accident in transcript enjoy

did you see that clip, they were showing that the other day, and uhh like espn or whatever, they showing like the uhh like the best crazy accidents or something, the best and the worst car you know like , they show this one clip man, if you saw this, this was nuts, the two cars go around the corner, and they like catch each other, they start to roll, the tire flies into the stands hits a woman in the face, and when you first saw it you were like 'ooooooooohhh'(gets louder as the tire gets closer to the lady)' that tire just hit that woman in the, in the.....face!!!!' ' oh good they are showing it again look look look look, look at this right here, slow it down, YEAH, that is when it hits you in the face, and the funny thing is EVERYBODY around the lady like dove out of there, EVERYONE got out of there, but she just like sits there and like( sits in a calm and upright postion),you see EVERYONE dives and at the last minute as the tire is rocketing at her face, this her defense, she goes ooooooohhh( she puts up her hand to block the oncoming tire), like she is gonna get into a slapfight with a goodyear, like she is just gonna go (makes a sound of the hand hitting the tire away), and deflect it, imagine if she just palmed it (makes noise as catching the tire with one hand)' THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER!!!!!' ' TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!!!!!' , what a horrible way to go, 'what happen to mary?' 'A tire hit her in the face.' how do you say that without laughing, 'a tire...... i can't even do it now, 'How did Mary die?' 'A tire......(voice cracks with laughter)hit her in the face' ' what was she doing putting her face near tires' ' No no no no this tire hunted Mary down, this tire murdered Mary. This tire wasn't fuckin around as we like to say, this tire was out for vengence' I don't want to die with a tire hitting me in the goddamn face.