Hello all .... in the interests of exposing my softer, funnier side .. I will now begin every journal entry with a classic Simpsons quote. So here goes ....
Mr. Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
Smithers:...
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Mr. Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
Smithers:...
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Happy Valentine's Day to all! Not that I condone a holiday that has been saturated in materialistic obsession, as in you do not have to go out and spend money on chocolates and jewellery and shite Hallmark trite just to enjoy it. How about bringing a girl a fat blunt with a red ribbon on it instead???? Yup .. I am just a simple girl...
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mistressrory:
hey you are from Calgary....you are very pretty...why would SG reject you? 
photomares:
hows my favorite username doing today? 
I am addicted to the Documentary channel. I cannot get enough. I turn it on and sit absorbing, drooling with the information overload ... happy as a village idiot with a new lollipop.
I just watched Stepping Razor Red X ... fuckin' hell brilliant! All about Pete Tosh reggae king, activist soldier and all around prophet. Bob Marley is deck ... but Tosh is the...
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I just watched Stepping Razor Red X ... fuckin' hell brilliant! All about Pete Tosh reggae king, activist soldier and all around prophet. Bob Marley is deck ... but Tosh is the...
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allewar:
He he, so here I am for you to nibble me
I've had a hard week, that's all.
I'll try to be around more often, I promise.
Visit me. There's a surprise for you.
I've had a hard week, that's all.
I'll try to be around more often, I promise.
Visit me. There's a surprise for you.
puggles:
hello, my dearest little ninja. The wise man sezth, bewrae of the alcoholica.
unfortunately, I didn't hear until is was too late.
unfortunately, I didn't hear until is was too late.
OMFG .... today may actually be the kind of day when I don't assault/destroy any of the roaming ignorant masses that somehow seem to be magentically drawn to me by way of some sort of bizzarro polarity reversal attraction force.
The why ......
Nooooo its actually not drugs for a change kiddies. The reason for my mood elation is actually thanks to my favorite artist...
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The why ......
Nooooo its actually not drugs for a change kiddies. The reason for my mood elation is actually thanks to my favorite artist...
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puggles:
I'm off out to slay the town, I'll be in touch if Ninja back up is required. Have a great weekend
fahrvergnugen:
Well thats super cool! I barely know anyone who rides, nevermind anyone who is pro..as per me, i just cruz the thing around..no tricks for me.
Of course you can be a subject, sooner the better ..and wideangle? whatever..i need to capture those sexy curves
Of course you can be a subject, sooner the better
..and wideangle? whatever..i need to capture those sexy curves I am MIA at the moment .. if you find me, please insert copious amounts of druggage and then send me back out into the world where I can continue terrifying the local citizenry.
I'm not kidding ... don't try and apprehend me on your own without the benefit of serious chemical assistance. I am armed and extremely dangerous. Do not make eye contact, simply...
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I'm not kidding ... don't try and apprehend me on your own without the benefit of serious chemical assistance. I am armed and extremely dangerous. Do not make eye contact, simply...
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fahrvergnugen:
Dope is the leading cause of penis shrinkage..so i hear. 
So i can no longer induce the drug, i can't afford to lose anymore girth.
Although it helps with my creative side
So i can no longer induce the drug, i can't afford to lose anymore girth.
Although it helps with my creative side
s_eldorado:
Saw that you liked the Last Samurai - you do mean the book by Helen DeWitt right?
That was one of my all-time fav's. Especially the last page.
She needs to write more. Probably too busy riding the tube...
That was one of my all-time fav's. Especially the last page.
She needs to write more. Probably too busy riding the tube...
It seems like a good day to update, so here a wee sample of the random swirling mess of thoughts that consumes my mind at the moment.
MU ....
A student of Buddhishm asks his teacher one day if a dog can possess a Buddhist mind and the teacher answers only ... MU.
What is Mu you ask?? Good question, but the answer is only...
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MU ....
A student of Buddhishm asks his teacher one day if a dog can possess a Buddhist mind and the teacher answers only ... MU.
What is Mu you ask?? Good question, but the answer is only...
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chestercopperpot:
try this
the acceptance of nothing, ipso facto: is necessarily the acceptance of something!
hope that helps
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the acceptance of nothing, ipso facto: is necessarily the acceptance of something!
hope that helps
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allewar:
Good days for updates have been banned... ..
is it true?
is it true?
Hmmmmm ...
Here is your insult for the day ... yes, courtesy once again of my all-time favorite internet site - www.insultmonger.com
"You are an incalculably ill-bred reprobate and a malingering, Internet-addicted excrement stain on a Sumo Wrestler's underpants."
I could (and do) make up my own, in fact when offensive idiots get me pissed off enough they experience a barrage of carefully chosen, psychologically...
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Here is your insult for the day ... yes, courtesy once again of my all-time favorite internet site - www.insultmonger.com
"You are an incalculably ill-bred reprobate and a malingering, Internet-addicted excrement stain on a Sumo Wrestler's underpants."
I could (and do) make up my own, in fact when offensive idiots get me pissed off enough they experience a barrage of carefully chosen, psychologically...
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cain:
I dig your plan. 75% hermit, the other---fucking shit up, getting fucked up, and fucking. You plan sounds excellent, actually. Sounds perfect.
*sigh* What a world, what a world...
*sigh* What a world, what a world...
mana:
Thank you honey!
I have been eating too many pot cookies again ... my mind won't shut the fuck up!!!! I love it ... and I hate it .... know what I mean????
So the theme so far is .... self deprecation is fun!!! Which is not to say that I don't have confidence. I believe I have a very healthy self image. I just like to point...
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So the theme so far is .... self deprecation is fun!!! Which is not to say that I don't have confidence. I believe I have a very healthy self image. I just like to point...
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peimai:
i want a cookie
RIP O.D.B.
I can't believe he is gone ...
I can't believe he is gone ...
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dankmafia:
ODB was a motha fucking gangsta i smoked a fatty for him when i heard. 
franceypanties:
Me too!!!!!!! I put on my favorite Wu cd and smoked myself stupid!!!!! Ohhh I mean stupider!!!
I'm bored at work ... AGAIN ... what else is freaking new?? So I visited my favorite web site: insultmonger.com
Here's my all-time favorite insults from their section called "Shut tha Fuck up!" Or "Impolite Ways to Request Silence" ... fucking brilliant!
1. "Shut up, before I send you flying into the wall like a gay crash test dummy."
2. "Thanks, I always wondered what...
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Here's my all-time favorite insults from their section called "Shut tha Fuck up!" Or "Impolite Ways to Request Silence" ... fucking brilliant!
1. "Shut up, before I send you flying into the wall like a gay crash test dummy."
2. "Thanks, I always wondered what...
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vanessa:
Yes yes! Which Rion Vernon drawing are you getting tattooed???
franceypanties:
Ooooh Vanessa hot babe!!!!!! I am getting either this one ....
Toon # 1
or this one ....
Toon # 2
I am a bit torn!! I love them both! I have a print of the second one hanging in my room ... and I have the same stripey socks!! Hee hee ....
Which do you prefer for a tattoo?? I like shades of grey cause I am a brownish bitch and the colours always fade too fast. I am gonna get it with the words .. "Seduce and Destroy" ... do you like???????
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Toon # 1
or this one ....
Toon # 2
I am a bit torn!! I love them both! I have a print of the second one hanging in my room ... and I have the same stripey socks!! Hee hee ....
Which do you prefer for a tattoo?? I like shades of grey cause I am a brownish bitch and the colours always fade too fast. I am gonna get it with the words .. "Seduce and Destroy" ... do you like???????
[Edited on Nov 13, 2004 11:55AM]
He has a light, humorous writing style, too. So you can laugh through your tears.
I just checked and we are 4315 miles away from each other.
If you are feeling brave send your number to rac1977@mac.com, I talk quicker (and more british) than I type.
If not tell me how come you are stoned on a monday evening?!