here comes the latest update from the man with the broken face.
all the results are in and all the specialists have been consulted. i have fractured my eye socket, however, despite what was originally feared both my sinus cavity and cheekbone have survived unscathed. in addition to this, my eye has not suffered any serious damage either. what all this means is that i...
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all the results are in and all the specialists have been consulted. i have fractured my eye socket, however, despite what was originally feared both my sinus cavity and cheekbone have survived unscathed. in addition to this, my eye has not suffered any serious damage either. what all this means is that i...
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ok. so the scans went well.
cat scan machines are sort of freaky looking but really comfy and soothing. i am trying to figure out how to upload a pic of me from my phone onto here so i can show you all how hot and sexy a man with suspeceted fractures to his eye socket and sinus cavities can look. if anyone knows how...
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cat scan machines are sort of freaky looking but really comfy and soothing. i am trying to figure out how to upload a pic of me from my phone onto here so i can show you all how hot and sexy a man with suspeceted fractures to his eye socket and sinus cavities can look. if anyone knows how...
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suicide_reese:
ahhh but i did worse than that, i moved to wagga wagga
suicide_reese:
hahahahahha
sorry, here is a little clarification from yesterdays little post. what i meant was that i was very very very drunk. whoops. i now know, don't post when drunk.
anyhow, for todays excitement. my eye injury, which i previously mentioned, blew up completely today and made me look like the elephant man. i went back to the doctor and he told me that he thinks...
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anyhow, for todays excitement. my eye injury, which i previously mentioned, blew up completely today and made me look like the elephant man. i went back to the doctor and he told me that he thinks...
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i am sooooo fucked!
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natatree:
are you now? 
lamentdoll:
I am so fucked too.. I nearly had sex in the grass just now in some random place near my house with my boy..well technically, I'm NOT fucked.. but I feel fucked, cos we did the old hand job for ages... and to Jimmy Hendrix-Voodoo child no less!! 
well i will keep this short and sweet.
i just got back from football, sorry, to be more precise i just got back from the hospital after football. copped a bit of a nasty one to the eye, but the nice doctor man had a look and said everything will be alright
the downside however was that we lost 
must have been that natatree keeping...
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i just got back from football, sorry, to be more precise i just got back from the hospital after football. copped a bit of a nasty one to the eye, but the nice doctor man had a look and said everything will be alright
the downside however was that we lost
must have been that natatree keeping...
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steven:
Ahh, thugby. So now you feel like you're a real man! 
Ignore my scorn - mere mortals like me are just jealous
Ignore my scorn - mere mortals like me are just jealous
neisha:
oh come on, tell me about your winter hat... you've got me all curious now. hope your eye is feeling alright... not the nicest place to cop an injury.
well lets look at what happened today.
i woke up before 2pm which is pretty good. in fact it was even before 1 pm! hooray for me. then i did shit all.
one of my mates did come back to the residences but only because he has a few shifts here over the weekend (still no friends in canberra for frank then).
i went to...
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i woke up before 2pm which is pretty good. in fact it was even before 1 pm! hooray for me. then i did shit all.
one of my mates did come back to the residences but only because he has a few shifts here over the weekend (still no friends in canberra for frank then).
i went to...
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steven:
Hey man, another Canberra member - woot!
If you rear-ended her, the bad news is that they'll treat it as your fault. At least that's what happened to me - mofos
If you rear-ended her, the bad news is that they'll treat it as your fault. At least that's what happened to me - mofos
neisha:
that sucks about your crash. Also about the three weeks of rain You should move to sunny queensland. Lol... although yeah the last two days have actually been sunny-ish, which made me happy 
You should move to sunny queensland. Lol... although yeah the last two days have actually been sunny-ish, which made me happy i love lemon and honey tea.
it jsut makes my throat feel so amazingly luxurious
hooray for one mighty fine cup of tea.
don't i sound emo
it jsut makes my throat feel so amazingly luxurious
hooray for one mighty fine cup of tea.
don't i sound emo
marni:
emo? emo? who are you calling emo? i am not emo. 
just poking fun. i am probably emo's cousin.
lemon and honey tea. mmm!
just poking fun. i am probably emo's cousin.
lemon and honey tea. mmm!
natatree:
ah see, but emo seems to be the way of life lately. 'Specially with weather like this.
just in case there is anyone out there who has any interest in any of this i am about to tell you what really sucks.
it really sucks when you are the only person you know stuck in shit heap canberra over the semester break and on top of this you are kicked out of your student residence for the entire day while they fumigate....
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it really sucks when you are the only person you know stuck in shit heap canberra over the semester break and on top of this you are kicked out of your student residence for the entire day while they fumigate....
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i just joined. i am glad that i did.
sometimes i want to be a
sometimes i want to be a
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marni:
napolean dynamite is rad! oh. and s too.
s too. 
francbert:
just in case there is anyone out there who has any interest in any of this i am about to tell you what really sucks.
it really sucks when you are the only person you know stuck in shit heap canberra over the semester break and on top of this you are kicked out of your student residence for the entire day while they fumigate. it is even worse when it is rainy and crappy out like it has been for the last three weeks straight.
but on the plus side i can still stand under my own power, breathe when i want to, and think logically, oh and i am listening to the wicked new meads of aspodle album (which is super hard to get in australia) in case you didn't know so because the has come out on top again.
it really sucks when you are the only person you know stuck in shit heap canberra over the semester break and on top of this you are kicked out of your student residence for the entire day while they fumigate.
it is even worse when it is rainy and crappy out like it has been for the last three weeks straight.
but on the plus side i can still stand under my own power, breathe when i want to, and think logically, oh and i am listening to the wicked new meads of aspodle album (which is super hard to get in australia) in case you didn't know so
because the has come out on top again.
And yay for sydney, it s a fun and good place, as i'm sure you well know. Canberra is.. strange.. but you can legally do U-turns. I freaked out when a taxi did one last time I was there. He just laughed at me and said "Let me guess, your from Sydney". Is it that obvious?
If you ever use my weirdness for you advantage, you better make me a shiney glittery