Ah! mrdiabolikal says that crushes are no good when your crushes have crushes of their own. Or somethin' to that nature. True, true! If you happen to read his journal entry (the one on Dec.2nd) about realtionships (it is quite excellent by the way), please let me know your opinion on it.
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Crushes. They will be the death of me. A happy, kissy, heart pounding, smootchy, scratchy (!), slimy death. haha.
Boys with tattoos.
Yeah, that is it.
Tattooed love slaves.
I remember one of my first boyfriends had a shit load of tattoos. He was only 19 too. I was probably 15 or 16 and my dad would have flipped if he saw them or knew that he was 19.
I am goin' out tonight (Saturday). Some rockin' party at the American Veterans Legion Hall. Sounds real "Last Exit to Brooklyn" huh. Maybe I will get all dolled up and have a martini. nah, I drink Cosmos. Maybe I can meet me a real life sailor. haha. More like someone's uncle or some crap.
"hey sweetie, lemme' getcha another cosmo"
Me: "fuck off."
haha.
More like...."ah, no thanks, where's the ladies room"
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Crushes. They will be the death of me. A happy, kissy, heart pounding, smootchy, scratchy (!), slimy death. haha.
Boys with tattoos.
Yeah, that is it.
Tattooed love slaves.
I remember one of my first boyfriends had a shit load of tattoos. He was only 19 too. I was probably 15 or 16 and my dad would have flipped if he saw them or knew that he was 19.
I am goin' out tonight (Saturday). Some rockin' party at the American Veterans Legion Hall. Sounds real "Last Exit to Brooklyn" huh. Maybe I will get all dolled up and have a martini. nah, I drink Cosmos. Maybe I can meet me a real life sailor. haha. More like someone's uncle or some crap.
"hey sweetie, lemme' getcha another cosmo"
Me: "fuck off."
haha.
More like...."ah, no thanks, where's the ladies room"
![puke](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/emoticons/puke.3724b71956e4.gif)
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I'm fine. Translate that to mean BORED!!
And it's FREEZING here. I've GOT to get out of the Mid-west!!
I have a few job interviews next week one or two of the look promising, I'll let ya know how they turn out.
Hope you're doing OK.
Take care and have fun!!
-Simon
FAILURE
Mayonnaise is gross. Corn is good. Gross + good =/= good. You should try it with salt, pepper and butter. It's how real people eat it.