Well I just found out th at the Venice Room closes at 6 p.m. tomorrow. I am gonna' go to the Double Tree Hotel Bar instead. I want to go to Scavo's but everyone is like, "hell no!" 'cuz it is a stank hole and too many fights break out there. Well hell, that is the best part.
I am so stressed about tomorrow, it cannot go by fast enough. I am gonna' need a drink after. Tomorrow revolves around me having to do things that I don't want to do. Tonight revolves around me having to make curtains that I don't wanna' make. Fuck! I still need to wash and iron my clothes for tomorrow. I am gonna' wear a school girl skirt, knee highs and a white button up shirt and tie just to freak 'em out a bit.
UGH!!!
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How about some dirt from my very own highschool 'shit talkin' 'zine called "Slacker". The first issue came out in Sept. of 1993.
Fuck I am old.
Anyway, this first tid bit is somethin' I wrote for it because my parents (well actually my 'pure evil' stepmom) wouldn't let me watch beavis and butthead. Hell she would even freak if I mingled to long on MTV. Wtf?!?
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MTV GET OFF THE AIR!
Due to the ill side effects of free speech we must unite to eliminate television's infamous Beavis and Butthead. Please join us in prayer on the day of Armageddon. Just remember Mom and Dad, when the kids turn out bad you can always blame it on MTV.
-Iodine D. Vine (my somewhat alter ego, it later turned into "Velour")
Then here's the article that almost got us our asses kicked (alot!)...(hehe, it was so fuckin' worth it though)
Ceci, Jan and Lyn are three well known seniors at ______ High. You can always find them plastered to the same bench in Senior Park every nutrition, lunch, between classes, and even during classes! What do people have to say about these three?
"Jan needs to find a real boyfriend and maybe if she took a shower she wouldn't be so cheezy."
"These girls are so fake. They all need to learn that the world doesn't revolve around them."
"Ceci's got to cut that green hair of hers."
Well ceci, it's not easy being green. But what do "The Cheezy Girls" have to say about themselves?
Their not sure if their fully "developed" yet, but they love to flaunt what they have (and what they don't have) and to put down people who don't have any at all. Rumor has it that Lyn will soon be attending Vail High (a continuation school) and that Ceci will be calling it quits with her boyfriend Danny because she wants to party her senior year. Little does she know Danny didn't wait for her to call it quits. Either way "The Cheezy Girlz" are B.O.F. for life, I guess that's their problem.
-The Duchess (My fuckin' cool rocker heavy metal friend)
I think all this feuding started over trick gum or some shit. Yeah, it was hilarious. I even got nominated homecoming queen because I was so freaking popular that year. I heard from someone in the student council that I won the nominations but didn't have the grades to back it up.My only regret is not getting to ride around the field in a blue convertible ford falcon. hehe. (I have my own damn falcon now anyway.)
The next year I started a more serious 'zine called "the Rise and Fall of 1994"-It came out in the fall-I thought it was funny- but it bombed. Oh well, at least I have a fraction of my morals and dignity left.
Good times!
I am so stressed about tomorrow, it cannot go by fast enough. I am gonna' need a drink after. Tomorrow revolves around me having to do things that I don't want to do. Tonight revolves around me having to make curtains that I don't wanna' make. Fuck! I still need to wash and iron my clothes for tomorrow. I am gonna' wear a school girl skirt, knee highs and a white button up shirt and tie just to freak 'em out a bit.
UGH!!!
____________________________
How about some dirt from my very own highschool 'shit talkin' 'zine called "Slacker". The first issue came out in Sept. of 1993.
Fuck I am old.
Anyway, this first tid bit is somethin' I wrote for it because my parents (well actually my 'pure evil' stepmom) wouldn't let me watch beavis and butthead. Hell she would even freak if I mingled to long on MTV. Wtf?!?
____________________________
MTV GET OFF THE AIR!
Due to the ill side effects of free speech we must unite to eliminate television's infamous Beavis and Butthead. Please join us in prayer on the day of Armageddon. Just remember Mom and Dad, when the kids turn out bad you can always blame it on MTV.
-Iodine D. Vine (my somewhat alter ego, it later turned into "Velour")
Then here's the article that almost got us our asses kicked (alot!)...(hehe, it was so fuckin' worth it though)
Ceci, Jan and Lyn are three well known seniors at ______ High. You can always find them plastered to the same bench in Senior Park every nutrition, lunch, between classes, and even during classes! What do people have to say about these three?
"Jan needs to find a real boyfriend and maybe if she took a shower she wouldn't be so cheezy."
"These girls are so fake. They all need to learn that the world doesn't revolve around them."
"Ceci's got to cut that green hair of hers."
Well ceci, it's not easy being green. But what do "The Cheezy Girls" have to say about themselves?
Their not sure if their fully "developed" yet, but they love to flaunt what they have (and what they don't have) and to put down people who don't have any at all. Rumor has it that Lyn will soon be attending Vail High (a continuation school) and that Ceci will be calling it quits with her boyfriend Danny because she wants to party her senior year. Little does she know Danny didn't wait for her to call it quits. Either way "The Cheezy Girlz" are B.O.F. for life, I guess that's their problem.
-The Duchess (My fuckin' cool rocker heavy metal friend)
I think all this feuding started over trick gum or some shit. Yeah, it was hilarious. I even got nominated homecoming queen because I was so freaking popular that year. I heard from someone in the student council that I won the nominations but didn't have the grades to back it up.My only regret is not getting to ride around the field in a blue convertible ford falcon. hehe. (I have my own damn falcon now anyway.)
The next year I started a more serious 'zine called "the Rise and Fall of 1994"-It came out in the fall-I thought it was funny- but it bombed. Oh well, at least I have a fraction of my morals and dignity left.
Good times!
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