fraggle

a few weeks ago i had this dream that i was in san francisco, then suddenly this emergency signal went out because there was a giant monster truck careening at full speed from somewhere in the ocean, jumping and plunging through the waves, with no driver and out of control straight towards the city. It crashed into the bay shoreline and drove a trail of wreckage and carnage several miles up into the city before it came to a halt, and i was on the street right when/where it hit... it was a national disaster on the scale of 9-11, and my sister says that they found out what happened: a boat full of monster trucks had been on its way from Russia to somewhere, when it had sunk and all the monster trucks had been lost-- and by absolute freakish circumstance some fish had managed to turn this one monster truck on... and that's how it had started.


then, tonight i had another dream, that my family were on some other shore in Cali, sitting on a pier, which was parallell to a zillion other piers up and down the coast, all extending from this massive wooden veranda. then, suddenly, i saw a polar pear careening from the ocean, as if being flung by a freak wave, that was so huge it smashed into the veranda and made a big hole in it. people were shocked and amazed at this freakishness, but before we could recover ourselves suddenly there was this massive barrage of polar bears, carreening at high speeds and making loud polar-bear-noises of fear because they couldn't control their movement or direction, smashing and crashing into the pier, the veranda, people in the water, and they were so big the piers were splitting in half, the veranda was getting totalled, there were people yelling and screaming and running everywhere, i got thrown into the water and narrowly missed a terrified polar bear swishing past me... then after, my mom insisted that it was caused by 'a computer glitch' i said maybe it was because of global warming and she insisted that no, it was a computer glitch...

so what's my problem, doc?