A couple months back I was at a funeral of a good friend of mine. His fantasy was to get is girlfriend to put glue all over herself and roll around in cotton balls. This would make her sheep like. He then would dress a sheep hearder and proceed to simulate beastiality. At the cemetary I was giving her a hug and she whispered to me " He's got all the sheep he wants now." Terribly inappropriate? I still laughed.
Jesus H Christ you get a lot of comments! Are you free at all soon for dinner? And isnt it Shmrs birthday soon? And - man- lotta questions. Oh yeah! Did you scan my pics? If you could post them somewhere online I could download them. That would be spankin good fun. We should all hang out soon. Call us.
PS - have you heard of this "Foxy"?