Another play, again, in five parts.
Act I
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Meet the new Abandon All Hope. She has been re-birthed into a new beast, and wants you to participate.
Send me your questions about life, love, liberty, lust, or even subjects that don't begin with the letter L, and I'll give you straight, honest answers. I might even consult my Magic 8 Ball from time to time, to ensure 100% accuracy.
Act II
Nixon took her clothing off for me, but perhaps that is best left said elsewhere.
Act III
Thursday, December 11, I will be signing the new SuicideGirls Book: Beauty Redefined at Meltdown Comics at 7522 Sunset Blvd in Los Angeles at 6PM. From what I understand, there will be free beer and G4 will be there filming.
I have seen this book, and it is mighty. You want it as badly as you want the free beer.
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Act IV
I have succumb to the Twiiterverse. Care to follow me and my random exploits there?
Act V
Does Santa consult wishlists once it has been deemed whom is naughty or nice? Or is the traditional Dear Santa letter still hold it's weight? Exactly how does he decide the naughty or nice thing? Does he read blogs? Seems as if that would be the easiest way, nowadays.
Edited to add a Sixth:
Act I
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Meet the new Abandon All Hope. She has been re-birthed into a new beast, and wants you to participate.
Send me your questions about life, love, liberty, lust, or even subjects that don't begin with the letter L, and I'll give you straight, honest answers. I might even consult my Magic 8 Ball from time to time, to ensure 100% accuracy.
Act II
Nixon took her clothing off for me, but perhaps that is best left said elsewhere.
Act III
Thursday, December 11, I will be signing the new SuicideGirls Book: Beauty Redefined at Meltdown Comics at 7522 Sunset Blvd in Los Angeles at 6PM. From what I understand, there will be free beer and G4 will be there filming.
I have seen this book, and it is mighty. You want it as badly as you want the free beer.
![](https://dz3ixmv6nok8z.cloudfront.net/static/img/ph-508.604ed20cffa9.gif)
Act IV
I have succumb to the Twiiterverse. Care to follow me and my random exploits there?
Act V
Does Santa consult wishlists once it has been deemed whom is naughty or nice? Or is the traditional Dear Santa letter still hold it's weight? Exactly how does he decide the naughty or nice thing? Does he read blogs? Seems as if that would be the easiest way, nowadays.
Edited to add a Sixth:
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nixon:
Somehow I never went down that particular Internet cul de sac.
rabidbuttons:
Who is your lust? I know who mine are....in the real an the cyber... I have four in the real...an A shit ton in the cyber....