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Wednesday Dec 06, 2006

Dec 6, 2006
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These are things that I do not like:

-Cabbage Patch dolls. They always have, and always will creep me right the fuck out.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


-Ikea. Today, I had a little adventure to Ikea, for some shelving that I have required for some time now. Being a reasonably intelligent human, I should have realized that a trip there on a Sunday afternoon was not the best of ideas, and fought my way through holiday shoppers, groups of what seems like tourists, screaming infants and their inattentive parents. I also got kicked by a fat kid.
-Not being able to kick fat kids that kick me due to social etiquette. I feel that was special enough to have it's own little bullet point.
-The female menstrual cycle. I firmly believe that every woman on earth did something horrible in a previous life, and the punishment is to come back as a female mammal. There is no good reason that any creature should bleed that much on a regular basis.
-I still hate the cold, as I have mentioned in previous entries. It's horrible. If I had a penis, which obviously I do not, it would be shriveled up and hiding for months on end. Because of this cold, I have been searching high and low for a fashionable coat, but sadly, the only warm coats I come across invoke visions of Bubble Boy.
-Funny movies. Don't argue with me. Anchor Man, you make me angry. 40 Year Old Virgin, you make me angry. All those movies just make me angry. I will admit though, Borat was fantastic.

It's true. I am pure, unadulterated evil.

These are things that I do like:

-Evangelist television. I am entertained by anything or anyone that honestly feels that much conviction for something as intangible as religion. I am also entertained when evangelists knock on my door at the wee hours of the morning attempting to convert me. God is not my Father. My father is a Sicilian man in Brooklyn, not your fictitious flowing robed bearded man.
-Not having to leave the house. My house is fantastic. I have tivo, central heating, a kitty, and wireless internet. I have fantastic art up on the walls, shelves of various knick knacks and dead things (which make excellent housemates, since they're all quiet as can be), and I rarely have visitors. I have also adjusted misanthropic endeavors accordingly, to continue to assist and contribute to my couching adventures.
-The SG Dating Profile. I actually love the fact that I can list "I'm Saving Myself for Jesus" on the same website that I pose nude for.


Upcoming conventions SuicideGirls will be attending:
The 5th Annual Star of Texas Tattoo Art Revival
January 12-14, 2007
Austin, TX

VIEW 25 of 32 COMMENTS
dreary:
Fear not, my dolls eat and poop out cabbage patch kids....good roughage for their tails...

Dec 14, 2006
dreary:
my dolls devour and poop out cabbage dolls...they are good roughage...keep their tails fuzzy....
Dec 14, 2006

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