I forgot your b-day was coming up. I had been planning on taking some polaroids of me naked and snail mailing them to you, but I forgot all about it. I was going to roll around in a birthday cake and write Happy B-Day Homo on my chest with iciing.
Oh well, I guess you'll have to wait till next year. Happy B-Day anyway.
Oh well, I guess you'll have to wait till next year. Happy B-Day anyway.