THE 'STORY ABOUT A BOMB' ENTRY
In most of the moments of my life I would consider myself a true example of the lazy British coward. I consider sleep to be a hobby, I constantly shy away from conflict, I often don't say all that I could for a quiet life. Then I remember something.
I once dangled my testicles over a bomb.
In the...
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In most of the moments of my life I would consider myself a true example of the lazy British coward. I consider sleep to be a hobby, I constantly shy away from conflict, I often don't say all that I could for a quiet life. Then I remember something.
I once dangled my testicles over a bomb.
In the...
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hermes:
There's a rumour that The Shield s4 may be starting on C5 Sat 23rd July. I've mailed them directly to see if I can get any confirmation/denial... 
devil_bitch:
Wow. That place sounds cool. I would love to check it out some day. That experience wtih the suspicious unattended bag would have scared the crap out of me. See you aren't lazy. You risked life and testicles. 
THE 'OH YEAH, MY MISTAKE' ENTRY
Hmmm... Now let me see.
I have had three proper relationships in my life. I have been unceremoniously dumped for someone else in, let me get this straight... two... yes, two of these relationships. I live in a shitty, expensive flat, in a terrible part of the world and have... oh let me think... that's right two close friends......
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Hmmm... Now let me see.
I have had three proper relationships in my life. I have been unceremoniously dumped for someone else in, let me get this straight... two... yes, two of these relationships. I live in a shitty, expensive flat, in a terrible part of the world and have... oh let me think... that's right two close friends......
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violenthalo:
sounds hit duder i was gunna make a coment about how u eventually got into SGUK but fuck it
havnt an idea what to say fuck ur job thers others im a customer service fuck at the mo its not bad and people think ur beig sincere which is amusing but hey im not a job nalysing whatsit called those guys are wind ups i swear we'ed all end up as policeman of firefighters
anyhoos hope things take an up turn
havnt an idea what to say fuck ur job thers others im a customer service fuck at the mo its not bad and people think ur beig sincere which is amusing but hey im not a job nalysing whatsit called those guys are wind ups i swear we'ed all end up as policeman of firefighters
anyhoos hope things take an up turn
devil_bitch:
I understand. I know how you feel. I feel it too. I have moments. From what I can see you are a great guy. That and you're a good writer. Use this. Write a great book and get filthy rich and tell everyone who wasn't there for you to fuck off.
THE 'WHAT A WAY TO FIND OUT' ENTRY
As regular viewers of the dullest 3 ring circus in town (also known as 'my life') will be aware about two weeks ago now I had one of the best dates I have ever had in my entire life bar none. The woman was sexy, the conversation flowed, there was laughter, the weather was adequate and all...
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As regular viewers of the dullest 3 ring circus in town (also known as 'my life') will be aware about two weeks ago now I had one of the best dates I have ever had in my entire life bar none. The woman was sexy, the conversation flowed, there was laughter, the weather was adequate and all...
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steaky:
ffs, not lookin rosey atm is it?
silveronthetree:
Its good karma mate.
Doesn`t help much but....
Doesn`t help much but....
THE 'BACON ROLL' ENTRY
Todays episode is concerned chiefly with the Herculean effort it takes to change who you are into someone you want to be.
And it all begins witht he desire to have a bacon roll.
Yesterday on the way back from my mate's house in Bath I stopped in at the all night supermarket/gas station and decided to buy some bacon and...
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Todays episode is concerned chiefly with the Herculean effort it takes to change who you are into someone you want to be.
And it all begins witht he desire to have a bacon roll.
Yesterday on the way back from my mate's house in Bath I stopped in at the all night supermarket/gas station and decided to buy some bacon and...
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hermes:
Depends on your definition of good. A bottle of wine and a copy of Elektra will do me though...
catcher01:
i know how that feels 
THE 'LET'S FACE THE MUSIC AND DANCE' ENTRY
Well, a couple of days later and a couple of days wiser. All is not quite as rosy as it once was...
Still I feel pretty up about everything. Feelings are odd beasts.
More to follow when my head has processed all the new information.
Well, a couple of days later and a couple of days wiser. All is not quite as rosy as it once was...
Still I feel pretty up about everything. Feelings are odd beasts.
More to follow when my head has processed all the new information.
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andy_hallam:
Good luck man, don't give up like I did.
silveronthetree:
Give her some time. Don`t seem over eager.
I`m watching this space for more news.
How`s Andy?
I`m watching this space for more news.
How`s Andy?
THE 'OH WOW!' ENTRY
So... let's recap.
At the end of March I was:
1) Ill and fat.
2) Unhappy in my job/Soon to leave it forever.
3) In the process of being left by my girlfriend.
4) But that didn't really matter because it had never really worked anyway.
Here we are a week away from June and how has the situation changed:
1)...
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So... let's recap.
At the end of March I was:
1) Ill and fat.
2) Unhappy in my job/Soon to leave it forever.
3) In the process of being left by my girlfriend.
4) But that didn't really matter because it had never really worked anyway.
Here we are a week away from June and how has the situation changed:
1)...
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catcher01:
Awww, your like a little ray of sunshine aren't you?
catcher01:
You're welcome
THE 'AT PEACE' ENTRY
Amazing to think that nearly two weeks ago now I was at the worst I'd felt for a long long time. Things can change in seconds. Life is showing me some good things at the moment and I feel very good about everything. Except possibly my bank balance... but meh. Who wants to be the richest guy in some cemetary?
Attended...
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Amazing to think that nearly two weeks ago now I was at the worst I'd felt for a long long time. Things can change in seconds. Life is showing me some good things at the moment and I feel very good about everything. Except possibly my bank balance... but meh. Who wants to be the richest guy in some cemetary?
Attended...
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hermes:
Heh, it's not a trick question. He's doing a live thing in London in a few weeks.
Oh BTW you're right The Shield is ace!
Oh BTW you're right The Shield is ace!
hermes:
Are any days or dates bad for you? I can try for Fri 10th, Sat 11th, Fri 17th or Sat 18th June and you're welcome to crash over after? Top seats are ~33, stalls ~28, upper circle ~20. let me know? 
THE 'RANDOM BRAINFARTS' ENTRY
In a break from our irregularly scheduled programming we bring you some stuff more interesting than my shitty career turn... or maybe less:
1) I have the world's *most enormous* crush on a teeny-weeny goth girl who works in Fopp in town. She has a nose ring, pale skin, long black hair and is just gorgeous. I have fancied her for...
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In a break from our irregularly scheduled programming we bring you some stuff more interesting than my shitty career turn... or maybe less:
1) I have the world's *most enormous* crush on a teeny-weeny goth girl who works in Fopp in town. She has a nose ring, pale skin, long black hair and is just gorgeous. I have fancied her for...
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andy_hallam:
Sweet, geeks rule!
Would you have any inerest in DM ing, I am out of practice
Would you have any inerest in DM ing, I am out of practice
andy_hallam:
Mostly a), occasionally b) or c), always d)
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I have been single for 3 years now, have few friends and find it hard making new ones in real life. I never know if someone likes me, in both senses, friend and attraction.
There are other issues too, work and such, my being in ridiculous debt all that good stuff.
I don't know why it sometimes affects me more than other times
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I have been single for 3 years now, have few friends and find it hard making new ones in real life. I never know if someone likes me, in both senses, friend and attraction.
There are other issues too, work and such, my being in ridiculous debt all that good stuff.
I don't know why it sometimes affects me more than other times
THE 'MY NEW JOB BLOWS' ENTRY
Yup yup, 'sall true.
These people seem to me to be muppets. They have a mean spirited contract of employment which gains them very little in terms of people management security and pisses off new employees before they reach the building.
They seem to make shit up as they go along networking/programming wise so everything that already exists is...
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Yup yup, 'sall true.
These people seem to me to be muppets. They have a mean spirited contract of employment which gains them very little in terms of people management security and pisses off new employees before they reach the building.
They seem to make shit up as they go along networking/programming wise so everything that already exists is...
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wan:
thanks. that blog sounds like i could have written it. 'i knew her for a bit several years ago...' but i'm encouraged. if she's here in LA, i'll find her. i hadn't thought of her for a long time, but she's be perfect for a thing i'm working on.
wan:
yeah, i was encouraged when i read they thought she was in LA. after searching more, i grew less hopeful. one post said that she has said she was quitting music. i'll let you know if i find out something though.
THE 'I'M NOT GOING TO DIE IN A HOLE!' ENTRY
I have a job... it's not the job I wanted that the bastards *still* haven't got back to me with but I have *a* job which is very decent with a drive to work and a parking space and it's a lovely place in the Newbury countryside so not all bad.
Now that's turnaround. Interviewed...
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I have a job... it's not the job I wanted that the bastards *still* haven't got back to me with but I have *a* job which is very decent with a drive to work and a parking space and it's a lovely place in the Newbury countryside so not all bad.
Now that's turnaround. Interviewed...
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zundapp1:
Thanks, fpkk.
I'd love to do an exchange thing, or have the opportunity for a Quickie.
What exactly is the job? I've popped in over here a few times but don't recall what it is you're doing. I remember more the process of getting the job more than anything.
I'd love to do an exchange thing, or have the opportunity for a Quickie.
What exactly is the job? I've popped in over here a few times but don't recall what it is you're doing. I remember more the process of getting the job more than anything.
silveronthetree:
Hiya,
Finished it!
Well I enjoyed it loads.
I think you could write a really good `High Fedelity` style book. You handle the boy/girl thing very well.
I want to know what happens! Any more in the series?
Its a little short, but its a well rounded, well written piece.
What are your thoughts on it?
In some ways its sad, Matty isn`t sure if he wants what he get, and the last bit only adds to this sense. Its not a Vampire book, its a book about first love and what that can mean.
I imagine the perspective is yours and that you might have had a relationship like this.
Is that true?
Tell me about you current girl, and is she now a WOW head?
Keep well ans point me in the direction of another book
Finished it!
Well I enjoyed it loads.
I think you could write a really good `High Fedelity` style book. You handle the boy/girl thing very well.
I want to know what happens! Any more in the series?
Its a little short, but its a well rounded, well written piece.
What are your thoughts on it?
In some ways its sad, Matty isn`t sure if he wants what he get, and the last bit only adds to this sense. Its not a Vampire book, its a book about first love and what that can mean.
I imagine the perspective is yours and that you might have had a relationship like this.
Is that true?
Tell me about you current girl, and is she now a WOW head?
Keep well ans point me in the direction of another book