thanks for all the birthday cheer everybody.
I'm continually impressed by my friends. we had a party at my house, armed with a pony of bud skinny. I would have done a solo stand on the thing but my balance was feeling a bit off, (hmm wonder why) so I let them lift my legs knowing that I was in for a barage of ass grabbing and cock stabbing while guzzling some brew.
dinner on Friday night with my parents and sister was fantastic, the Bayern Stubbe, this German restaunant out in the boonies is fantastic, dad and I killed a couple of tall brews, gnashed some meat and kraut, they suprised me with gifts, one being the dopest Cuisinart blender, it's a fucking tank and I already cut myself on the blade, I'm so impressed by this gift cause they are notorious for shitty gifting, after dinner we went to a drive-in theatre and watched Fantastic 4, would have rather seen War of the Worlds but that was the week before, this place is straight out of the 50's. makes me want to drive a muscle car down with a girl and make out at intermission, they played oldie makeout music from the 50's, hot!, and they still have the origianl concession stand film advertising "Chilly Dilly" these huge pickles you can buy, and pizza, holy shit did it look gross,
all in all I can say it was a great birthday and I didn't even get layed
I'm continually impressed by my friends. we had a party at my house, armed with a pony of bud skinny. I would have done a solo stand on the thing but my balance was feeling a bit off, (hmm wonder why) so I let them lift my legs knowing that I was in for a barage of ass grabbing and cock stabbing while guzzling some brew.
dinner on Friday night with my parents and sister was fantastic, the Bayern Stubbe, this German restaunant out in the boonies is fantastic, dad and I killed a couple of tall brews, gnashed some meat and kraut, they suprised me with gifts, one being the dopest Cuisinart blender, it's a fucking tank and I already cut myself on the blade, I'm so impressed by this gift cause they are notorious for shitty gifting, after dinner we went to a drive-in theatre and watched Fantastic 4, would have rather seen War of the Worlds but that was the week before, this place is straight out of the 50's. makes me want to drive a muscle car down with a girl and make out at intermission, they played oldie makeout music from the 50's, hot!, and they still have the origianl concession stand film advertising "Chilly Dilly" these huge pickles you can buy, and pizza, holy shit did it look gross,
all in all I can say it was a great birthday and I didn't even get layed
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soporific:
Back in Europe. Or Australia. Far away from here.

soporific:
Daddy's company transfered him here. So now I am an urbanized heathen living in a suburb and going to a Catholic university. Double U Tee Eff.