Oh yeah, and I ran into the girl I gave my virginity to lastnight. God Damn she is still so hot. She kept hugging me and grinding her thigh on my crotch...this will be hard to resist. She's back for the summer and working as a cocktail, she's going to be hit on all damn day and night at a really annoying bar. I said I would go in and see her (cause I was trying to avoid giving my #) but my genius friend (a lady) broke out the pencil and paper and said, "here you guys..." thanks Sarah.
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sarahvegan:
nah it was this whore we used to be friends with who stole my room mates purse and all the money in her wallet along with her cell phone and starbucks gift cards...
pharmgirl:
Sounds like she might want to rekindle old flames... 