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Good morning. Another session of flattening my ass on this office chair. It's a shit-assed cold and rainy day in the middle of corn country. The only thing looking up about today is that I got in the bathroom before one of my roommates who likes to take nasty stinking shits in the morning, what a fucker!! His diet consists of pizza and McDonald's, so you can only imagine what his growlers are like once again, FUCKER! I told him he has to start using the toilet downstairs in the morning, I don't need to be breathing that first thing everyday.

Enough of that now. I'm watching my friends cat while she's in VT, lonely little guy won't stop mewing, cute as hell though, I've always had a penchant for black cats with white dots on the their chest. Off to work (I mean breakfast sshhhh, don't tell anybody.