I worked today as always but I tried to think that I wasn't there..I did my job but I thought of other things, for instance, the first time I saw an adults male penis was at a concert, It was billy joe armstrong,.. I was getting squished in the front of the mosh, then suddenly he whips it out..I remember thinking.."Is it supposed to be that small? "
Then I remembered the worst sex I ever had....He was so msall I didn't even feel it..Being lame and shy I didn't say anything..Instead I watched tv..Somethign funny came on and I laughed during sex..He asked me if I was watching tv..I smiled and said" Yes, Yes I was"..then got dressed and went home..never really talked to him much after that..
Then I remembered the first time I saw a condom..I was six and I found it in my babysitters purse...I blew it up and then I played with it..she got pissed at me and took it away..At the time I didnt' understand why and I was bummed..but now it makes me laugh..
I tend to think about sex at work.. ALOT!
*lol*
oxox
Then I remembered the worst sex I ever had....He was so msall I didn't even feel it..Being lame and shy I didn't say anything..Instead I watched tv..Somethign funny came on and I laughed during sex..He asked me if I was watching tv..I smiled and said" Yes, Yes I was"..then got dressed and went home..never really talked to him much after that..
Then I remembered the first time I saw a condom..I was six and I found it in my babysitters purse...I blew it up and then I played with it..she got pissed at me and took it away..At the time I didnt' understand why and I was bummed..but now it makes me laugh..
I tend to think about sex at work.. ALOT!
*lol*
oxox
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frantic:
hi not heard from you for a while hows it going?
evil_mad_hatter:
Ya well, most people think abvout sex at work. Hell, I have to look at cute chicks walking around in little shorts where I work. So no matter how hard I try to be a nice guy thought of removing said shorts keeps creeping up on me.