I had an odd thing happen to me the other day. I logged on to myspace, and I had a message from some guy out in Arizona. I didn't recognize his photo, but the message just said, "Did you go to (such and such) Elementary School?"
Then I realized that it was a boy who asked me out in the 1st grade! And I hadn't... Read More
Maine was beautiful, and Poochie's family was really cool. I liked them a lot. I didn't have reception on my phone where we were staying, but Saturday night she and I went to a bar with her older sister. As soon as we drove into town, my phone started buzzing with texts I had been getting all day. One was a mass... Read More
You killed someone?
Someone tried to kill you?
You want to nurse me back to health but dont think you are qualified? (and yes i am sick, i gots me an urinary tract infection)... in that case you CAN nurse me back to health, im sure you are qualified enough <3<3<3
So, my college sweetheart is getting married in a year. A friend pointed out that pretty much was the window for me to talk to her and get the closure I needed, and I begrudgingly agreed with him. ("GAH! I hate it when you're right!") Not to mention the... Read More
Last night was the first time I've had sex with Poochie when she was not on her period (thereby the first time I penetrated her). So after I fantastically sexed her up, she threw herself back against the pillows to catch her breath. I had my arms wrapped around her pelvis, with my chin on... Read More
I had a run-in with the law this weekend. You know, just when you think you've done it all, life throws you something new.
My girlfriend, Poochie, moved into her new apartment Friday night. The lease technically starts on the 1st, but the landlord was like, "Whatever, you can move in a week early."
Anyways, her roommate was spending that night at her parents'... Read More
Sean: of course you are, you're my sister
congrats
Jess: Haha
The next morning, she was like,
"Wow, I'm actually really surprised that I got off, because I'm on anti-anxiety meds and they usually make it impossible"
<fantastic>
Wish I had some place to go sleep over at 
so things are going well with the lady friend?