Warning! Steamy (yet hilarious) sex talk.
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Last night was the first time I've had sex with Poochie when she was not on her period (thereby the first time I penetrated her). So after I fantastically sexed her up, she threw herself back against the pillows to catch her breath. I had my arms wrapped around her pelvis, with my chin on her tummy and a huge grin on my face.
She goes, "What's so funny?
I say, "There's something I should tell you."
She's like, "Oh?"
I cock an eyebrow as I suck her off of my (left) fingers and SAY...
"I... am
not left-handed."
*High Five*
Now just watch out for ROUS' i heard its their mateing season
that totally completes the story from the night before with the police!
you rock!