Jess: <elated grin forever>
Rob: Still from the Led Zep reunion?
Jess: Well
That
And I just got back from my date
I'm, like, dizzy
This chick is awesome
Rob: Cool
Jess: I won her over with my suave move of pulling down my pants and exposing my underwear
Yeah, I got game
Rob: It appeals to the monkey brain in all of us
Jess: It was me and her, plus two of her friends, and we were sitting in the pub near my house
And the two friends wanted to go to the Fetish Night
But I didn't want to go, I just wanted to hang
So my excuse was, "I'm not even dressed for Fetish Night!" (wearing a tshit and jeans)
So she eyes me and flirtatiously says, "Well what do you have on under that?"
So I cock an eyebrow and say, "You wanna know?" and smack in the middle of my pub, I drop trou
(Because I had on my lucky underwear, the pink ones with the ACDC logo on the front)
And she cracks up laughing and says, "YES! That is AWESOME!"
And then I showed her the back, where it has the cannon and says, "For those about to rock"
Rob: Bad ass
Jess: And she gave her friend her car keys and was like, "You guys have fun at Fetish Night"
I win!
Rob: My lucky underwear has the album art from Dark Side of the Moon on it
Jess: Nice
Rob: Maybe it is a little misleading to have a rainbow over my crotch... But awesome nonetheless
Rob: Still from the Led Zep reunion?
Jess: Well
That
And I just got back from my date
I'm, like, dizzy
This chick is awesome
Rob: Cool
Jess: I won her over with my suave move of pulling down my pants and exposing my underwear
Yeah, I got game
Rob: It appeals to the monkey brain in all of us
Jess: It was me and her, plus two of her friends, and we were sitting in the pub near my house
And the two friends wanted to go to the Fetish Night
But I didn't want to go, I just wanted to hang
So my excuse was, "I'm not even dressed for Fetish Night!" (wearing a tshit and jeans)
So she eyes me and flirtatiously says, "Well what do you have on under that?"
So I cock an eyebrow and say, "You wanna know?" and smack in the middle of my pub, I drop trou
(Because I had on my lucky underwear, the pink ones with the ACDC logo on the front)
And she cracks up laughing and says, "YES! That is AWESOME!"
And then I showed her the back, where it has the cannon and says, "For those about to rock"
Rob: Bad ass
Jess: And she gave her friend her car keys and was like, "You guys have fun at Fetish Night"
I win!
Rob: My lucky underwear has the album art from Dark Side of the Moon on it
Jess: Nice
Rob: Maybe it is a little misleading to have a rainbow over my crotch... But awesome nonetheless
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i'm glad things went well for you last night. lord knows you would have won me over with them lucky undies!