You killed someone?
Someone tried to kill you?
You want to nurse me back to health but dont think you are qualified? (and yes i am sick, i gots me an urinary tract infection)... in that case you CAN nurse me back to health, im sure you are qualified enough <3<3<3
So, my college sweetheart is getting married in a year. A friend pointed out that pretty much was the window for me to talk to her and get the closure I needed, and I begrudgingly agreed with him. ("GAH! I hate it when you're right!") Not to mention the... Read More
Last night was the first time I've had sex with Poochie when she was not on her period (thereby the first time I penetrated her). So after I fantastically sexed her up, she threw herself back against the pillows to catch her breath. I had my arms wrapped around her pelvis, with my chin on... Read More
I had a run-in with the law this weekend. You know, just when you think you've done it all, life throws you something new.
My girlfriend, Poochie, moved into her new apartment Friday night. The lease technically starts on the 1st, but the landlord was like, "Whatever, you can move in a week early."
Anyways, her roommate was spending that night at her parents'... Read More
Sean: of course you are, you're my sister
congrats
Jess: Haha
The next morning, she was like,
"Wow, I'm actually really surprised that I got off, because I'm on anti-anxiety meds and they usually make it impossible"
<fantastic>
tomorrow night (thursday) and im pretty sure Friday it depends on if i have to drive home to take care of the dog since my ma might be going to Maine for the weekend. *squeee* i can wait =)
I have to say (and I don't think I'm alone on this one), I could watch Bruce Lee open any variety of cans of whoopass for days on end and not get tired of it.
The next time you think you are awesome, just bask in his everlasting glory and you will be humbled.
My good friend is leaving today for her one-week vacation to Prague. I know she's been dying to go back, and that she'll have a ball, but I'm gonna miss her!
In other news, I have been a getting-things-done ninja lately. I've worked out a schedule of payments to my old college that will (hopefully) pay them what I owe them so that they... Read More
Im still waiting for them to make some kind of automobile for just 2 people. I can picture it haveing 3 wheels and Not being overly large (maybe a little bigger then a motorcycle) plus it would have some kind of framework that would make it a little safer then a bike.
... And yeah I have no clue either, my car is over 10 years old so I know Ill have to look into a new one at some point. They are such a pain because of there size and paying for gas is such a bitch. Looks like you have narrowed it down as best you can for now, bus it, bike it or car pool. I figure car pool might be a good deal if you can find someone who is pretty reliable
Wish I had some place to go sleep over at 
Someone tried to kill you?
You want to nurse me back to health but dont think you are qualified? (and yes i am sick, i gots me an urinary tract infection)... in that case you CAN nurse me back to health, im sure you are qualified enough <3<3<3