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I'm having a bad bang day. And I mean that in every way you read it
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It's hard to argue that sexual frustration isn't the basis for every single thing we do that is not actual sex.
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my new sleeping pills have the best side effect ever. they give me the craziest sex dreams involving people I know - and mostly people I've never once fantasized about.

downside? i can't look my boss in the face anymore.
rewski:
lmao. Well that's cool though, sex dreams are awesome. XP
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Tone Loc and Young MC show tonight. $20 says I'll be the only girl there rocking a "save ferris" t-shirt.
danger_diabolik:
LOL... I bet! But you'll certainly be the cutest gal there! Have fun!
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Nothing cheers me up like dancing to that fucking Homestar Runner theme song. I wish it were something less embarrassing, like a sex addiction.
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I never second-guessed our relationship until he said the dinosaur-print shower curtain I picked out wasn't "sophisticated" enough.
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That this reality out of all possible realities is the one we experience most often is not at all interesting. #science
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anyone else remember OnlyUndiesClub.com? just found my old photobucket account from circa 2003-2004 and it had my pics from that site.

man. to be 19 and skinny again.
joshkirby:
link me to something!
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tonight: attempting to sleep without the aid of drugs for the first time in over a year.

tomorrow: killing myself with caffeine.
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what's the point of dating someone who isn't even legal to go to a bar?
slebnak:
in Rockford? absolutely no point...there's no point in being in Rockford if you can't get in a bar

smile

oh and Cheap Trick should be one of your top 10 bands