Hey everyone!
Life is still moving fast but that is nothing new. For about the last 5 weeks or so I have only been home for the weekends. Living on the road can be very draining to say the least.

Being on the road so much tends to make shit of my personal life. At times it seems that finding a good woman is not in the cards for me.

I am a very honest person with a sense of honor so it really begins to piss me off that a very large % of the world seems to be made up of people who are nothing better than blow up dolls with an overrated sense of self. I just want take a can of paint thinner and a putty knife to the lot and go all silverback ape shit on them until I get down to the core.

Not that I am anything special. I am just an average looking man with an average job. I would not bet on me ever being wealthy or famous. I shop for clothes at Walmart and Target. I do not think I am better than. I am just a guy named Kim among the masses. What I am is dependable, honest, and loyal to a fault.

So all of you carbon copy little fucks please swallow a gallon of bleach in your parents living room. I hear it is very Feng Shui. Then when they have reached that true sense of harmony in the home they can mate all monkey style on your rotten ass while planning there next brood of ignorant, lazy, buy me this ass holes
Or better yet shut the fuck up, learn responsibility, read a book, get a job, pay your own bills, and learn to treat people like you want to be treated. Because where I work is not my fucking name and what I wear is not who I am.

Ok enuf ranting. Well I feel better how about you.
I am off to Austin tomorrow and will be there untill friday night. I have actually been home since this weekend and it has been great. I have mostly just sat around the house and watched movies. What I really wish is that I could be in Jamaica with
DREAMSTAR . Now that is one sexy and sweet woman. If she lived in Dallas I would do my best to woo her. Right now the best I can hope for is to get a business trip to N.J. and talk her into having dinner with me. Hey you gotta have dreams. HA!

If you have not checked out Aspen then you should. She likes to post quiz. Here is her latest with my answers.

1. What is your favorite word? My name on her lips.

2. What is your least favorite word? boy when someone is addressing me.

3. What turns you on? dreamstar

4. What turns you off? Drugs.

5. What is your favorite curse word? fuck!

6. What sound or noise do you love? the rain.

7. What sound or noise do you hate? Heavy breathing while someone chews their food.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Gas station attendant. (True)

9. What profession would you not like to attempt? Fluffer.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your mom has been waiting for you.

And to all of you guy's on my friends list I am sory I am so neglegent.

I hope that everyone is having a good time. And if not hurry up and do so because you never know when the last smile will come.



-Kim