Hello there.
I know I have been neglecting my duties as journaler. That's a bad kitty.
HY, you ask?
Well- I won't bore you w/details, but I have been very busy... slaving away my days...making some asshole rich, while I barely get by, more and more exhausted, having no time to finish things I find important or fun/relaxing/fulfilling. So what's new there? That's 90% of everyone I know.
So anyway, I was walking down the street the other day. I saw this kid out in the drive videotaping his ride.
And he was like, "Hey Mtv, pleeeeaaase []D[][]\\/[][]D mah ride, biotch!" I flipped him the bird and walked on to the coffe shop. I was pretending to enjoy an overpriced bland caffeinated beverage when I couldn't help but overhear this other guy and his friends talking. They basically were telling him that he needs to use more product in his hair, a skin treatment, and some new threads. One of the guys said, "Dude, we HAVE to call QueerEye for the Straight Guy to help you."
These things made me think. "Wowww. What did people do years ago? Back before there was reality television?"
SCARY, huh? I mean- people driving around the block in "hooptys"...Men with combination skin...AND nowhere to turn. The world is a scary place. Thank you lord, for reality television shows. I feel just a little safer at night.
Amen.
PS --You know, I would settle for this one...
I know I have been neglecting my duties as journaler. That's a bad kitty.
HY, you ask?
Well- I won't bore you w/details, but I have been very busy... slaving away my days...making some asshole rich, while I barely get by, more and more exhausted, having no time to finish things I find important or fun/relaxing/fulfilling. So what's new there? That's 90% of everyone I know.
So anyway, I was walking down the street the other day. I saw this kid out in the drive videotaping his ride.
And he was like, "Hey Mtv, pleeeeaaase []D[][]\\/[][]D mah ride, biotch!" I flipped him the bird and walked on to the coffe shop. I was pretending to enjoy an overpriced bland caffeinated beverage when I couldn't help but overhear this other guy and his friends talking. They basically were telling him that he needs to use more product in his hair, a skin treatment, and some new threads. One of the guys said, "Dude, we HAVE to call QueerEye for the Straight Guy to help you."
These things made me think. "Wowww. What did people do years ago? Back before there was reality television?"
SCARY, huh? I mean- people driving around the block in "hooptys"...Men with combination skin...AND nowhere to turn. The world is a scary place. Thank you lord, for reality television shows. I feel just a little safer at night.
Amen.
PS --You know, I would settle for this one...
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I like the hoodie... although the red one with the devil horns is my fav. from the "e. strange" site.
Good luck getting the site all set up!
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also: Shaolin Soccer is very