DEar God,
Please PLEASE give me boobs. All the other girls in my class already have them. I just started wearing a training bra, lord! Becky wears a REAL one. ok, I love you, jesus. and thanks! I owe ya one.
oh wait... damn it. Sorry!-
Got paid today and bought a Seventeen magazine on my way out the store. It has that effect on me. But I had to do it, man: Mary-Kate AND Ashley, ok. A flippy cover so we get BOTH... one at a time.
wait... okay...
You're right. Absofuckinlutely RIGHT. My impulse shopping needs to be stoppped. I realize now that I have A PROBLEM.
Here's what's going on with me:
-Fighting bizarre compulsion to procreate. Hate it. Know all the logical reasons WHY I shouldn't, but biology is a force to be reckoned with. So, I'm hormoaning for now. (I'll get help if I start yowling out by the fence at odd hours in the night or nipping my friends. Don't worry. This will pass.)
-Watching thee "they took mah jebb!" episode of south park. hehe. I'm actually seeing it as a sign to be extra careful about the above-mentioned baby thingy; It's on the part in which all the guys go homo in order to prevent the future society from ever existing. hooboy. and usually I'm not fatalist at all, but this is like a burning fucking bush, don't you think? hahaha.
- Wondering what Annie Sprinkle does these days.
-I'm thinking I look like a fucking alien in that pic on my profile there. mannnn.
- I'm debating whether i shoul;d crack open my Sandman and Transmetropolitan figures and play w/em. These are the REAL DEAL old school shyte, too. I also have the Sleepy Hollow johnny depp one- & it has aq medical bag full of tiny medical equipment. Awesome! WHY am I having this NOW/??? I have had these since 2001. Weird. Must be part of the biological clock thing I'm having. Hope I don't start eating laundrty detergent or anything.
-I wonder where the hell my friend Nic Fit is. Haven't seen him in a long while. we used to be bestest friends. hmm. If anyone knows a Jason Crouse, originally from Columbus, Ohio- please tell him to fuckin call me!
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OK, that's a lot of boring shit, I realize, but I was sickkk of seeing that lazt opost all the time. hehe. ok, i love you, man.
ps- who the hell are you?
Please PLEASE give me boobs. All the other girls in my class already have them. I just started wearing a training bra, lord! Becky wears a REAL one. ok, I love you, jesus. and thanks! I owe ya one.
oh wait... damn it. Sorry!-
Got paid today and bought a Seventeen magazine on my way out the store. It has that effect on me. But I had to do it, man: Mary-Kate AND Ashley, ok. A flippy cover so we get BOTH... one at a time.
wait... okay...
You're right. Absofuckinlutely RIGHT. My impulse shopping needs to be stoppped. I realize now that I have A PROBLEM.
Here's what's going on with me:
-Fighting bizarre compulsion to procreate. Hate it. Know all the logical reasons WHY I shouldn't, but biology is a force to be reckoned with. So, I'm hormoaning for now. (I'll get help if I start yowling out by the fence at odd hours in the night or nipping my friends. Don't worry. This will pass.)
-Watching thee "they took mah jebb!" episode of south park. hehe. I'm actually seeing it as a sign to be extra careful about the above-mentioned baby thingy; It's on the part in which all the guys go homo in order to prevent the future society from ever existing. hooboy. and usually I'm not fatalist at all, but this is like a burning fucking bush, don't you think? hahaha.
- Wondering what Annie Sprinkle does these days.
-I'm thinking I look like a fucking alien in that pic on my profile there. mannnn.
- I'm debating whether i shoul;d crack open my Sandman and Transmetropolitan figures and play w/em. These are the REAL DEAL old school shyte, too. I also have the Sleepy Hollow johnny depp one- & it has aq medical bag full of tiny medical equipment. Awesome! WHY am I having this NOW/??? I have had these since 2001. Weird. Must be part of the biological clock thing I'm having. Hope I don't start eating laundrty detergent or anything.
-I wonder where the hell my friend Nic Fit is. Haven't seen him in a long while. we used to be bestest friends. hmm. If anyone knows a Jason Crouse, originally from Columbus, Ohio- please tell him to fuckin call me!
\
OK, that's a lot of boring shit, I realize, but I was sickkk of seeing that lazt opost all the time. hehe. ok, i love you, man.
ps- who the hell are you?
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lol. Hey- where ya been? I was starting to think you'd jumped ship. Hmm, I oughta update this sometime, ya think?
I posted where I've been on my journal. Check it out for a good laugh.
[Edited on Jun 20, 2004 8:41AM]