So I'm at this party. Young people go to parties, I'm a young person, i was surprised too. I'm enjoying myself, making the rounds etc. When I notice from across the room there is this girl, not a cute girl but not bad looking, standing there with a can of coke and a glass which appears to be holding rum. I'm curious so I walk over to her a make with the pleasantries and finally ask:
"I have to ask," I say, " Why do you have both coke and a glass of rum not mixed?"
And she says, belief it or not, "Oh I don't like to mix in a glass, I like to mix it in my mouth."
I just stood there for awhile, nodded and walk to my one friend and told him what this girl said.
No she was cute, but not cute enough to say something that stupid, there should be a law, a chart if you will that simply states:
You must be this cute say something that stupid, then have a picture of a hot girl, and then that sentence.
Just saying.
"I have to ask," I say, " Why do you have both coke and a glass of rum not mixed?"
And she says, belief it or not, "Oh I don't like to mix in a glass, I like to mix it in my mouth."
I just stood there for awhile, nodded and walk to my one friend and told him what this girl said.
No she was cute, but not cute enough to say something that stupid, there should be a law, a chart if you will that simply states:
You must be this cute say something that stupid, then have a picture of a hot girl, and then that sentence.
Just saying.