Been about a week, but I've got an entry worth entering. It comes from last night, which I was drunk enough to regret but sober enough to recall. In full. Getting all of it's gut-wrenching glory.
Said a friend of mine:
"I thought about nominating [Folgha]-I'm-Batman-because-I-hung-upside-down-in-a-cage-at-a-gay-bar-in-Little-Rock-[last name], or maybe [Luz]-did-you-see-her-tattoos-fuck-that-did-you-see-her-ass-[last name]."
Yes, Luz (go look her up) has a wonderful ass. And interesting tattoos.
Yes, I did indeed hang upside-down in a cage in a gay bar in Little Rock. Somehow, I did manage to, while intoxicated, retain enough of a sense of balance to grab the top bar of the cage, pull myself up, kick my legs over the top of the back of the cage, and lower myself so that my head pointed at the ground. And then I danced. Upside-down.
Somehow, I managed to get down without hurting myself.
This will be a story to tell the grandkids.
Said a friend of mine:
"I thought about nominating [Folgha]-I'm-Batman-because-I-hung-upside-down-in-a-cage-at-a-gay-bar-in-Little-Rock-[last name], or maybe [Luz]-did-you-see-her-tattoos-fuck-that-did-you-see-her-ass-[last name]."
Yes, Luz (go look her up) has a wonderful ass. And interesting tattoos.
Yes, I did indeed hang upside-down in a cage in a gay bar in Little Rock. Somehow, I did manage to, while intoxicated, retain enough of a sense of balance to grab the top bar of the cage, pull myself up, kick my legs over the top of the back of the cage, and lower myself so that my head pointed at the ground. And then I danced. Upside-down.
Somehow, I managed to get down without hurting myself.
This will be a story to tell the grandkids.