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I love spam. It can be so completely random and fantastic. Just a few minutes ago the following text was included in a spam email entitled "Hi, non-welsh" just after all the badly punctuated viagra bollocks:

pulled out of his dive from seven thousand feet, a long gray streak firing be afraid, nothing will happen as long as you're with me, and if it does,...
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Hard Candy, eh? Damn good film, and I mean just good. Not great, just good. Raises and doesn't answer its questions, makes you think, but at the same time it leaves you feeling a bit empty. However, Ellen Page in anything is enough to get an emotional and erectile semi.

Had my second interview down in Bournemouth to write for Imagine Publishing, all went well...
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I have returned from the dead.

I know you're all secretly pleased. Now add me as a friend, for I have none! For the love of Jesus Hong, IM AWESOME! BE MY FRIEND!

I feel completely hollow.

I don't think I ever want to fall in love again. I'm always being crushed, and I dont think I can take much more of it.

There's not much of me left...

I'm angry and tired. What are you?

A Regret

Lost hope
Darkness gathers
Under her
Blue sky

Hero rises
Sacrifices love
And hope
And life
For her

Pure heart
His weakness
Black heart
Her strength
No love
Her betrayal

Last breath
Final wish
Dying hope
A kiss
A word
A sign
Of love

No chance
My hero,
But thanks
From me,
My people,
But we
Are just
Good friends

This poem is...
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Oh god, i'm so tired.

I can't keep doing this to myself: what's so wrong with my brain that's compelling me to just not sleep? It's like a compulsion to hurt myself.

Also, hello everyone, first journal entry. And to celebrate, one of my award/degree winning poems:

Superfish

A fish in the grill
Better than one in the eye

The car grill stays silent
As...
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