flowerofromance

Oh, oh oh, sweet love and romance

x2

and early Liz Phair is the shit....just took note of your "stats"..

You know I love you but...no. I've already revealed more than anyone ever wants to know about me in fun facts and a million other places. There's nothing left to reveal. I'm quite boring.

Fade to red...

Just be thankful, it's the only thing that's preventing me from jumping off the roof.

Well, it's a good thing I don't have sex with my mother!

I like the first seven on that list

HE DESERVES THE PRIZE!!!!

Slam dunk by Lemonkid. Oh well...

I had one. Then I saw Lemonkid's reply.

What if you ask them too?

Sorry I'm not on IM. There are a lot of strange work type people in my office.

I had sex inside the ballast tank of a US Navy Submarine with a female diver.

I was in part responsible for sinking a US Navy Submarine.

I had a 0.89 GPA the first term of my first freshman year.

I trained with an assassin for the Irish mob.

touching that you'll cry, but, i getting nervous bout it now, and will probably chicken out when i sit down in that chair and have it just trimmed

as a boy, all sex is good, cos i'm a pig....and don't get much,

I love your intro to this journal entry...made me giggle at work.

Tag

What do you mean you don't have access?? That's tragic.

Hey! I actually found you through that thread

I just wanted to say that you're awesome and that your username rocks hardcore, you fearful Jesuit.

You are what you eat.

ZING!!!



-TM

Oh what I would give to be rejected for being too good. What an ego boost! I don't know what I'm doing with myself either.

never. but wow hon
<3

but hey
you really ARE too good for them <3