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Ahhhh, tuscaloosa was a riot....i got attacked....by a really drunk girl....those are claw marks....and i'm sorry to say that this was not in any sexual situation.....our guitar player was also beaten in his sleep by a completely different girl for a completely different reason....which we could't figure out...he's got a bit of a black eye and when asked about it she said (while grabbing her crotch) and i quote:
"Suck my shit you nigger whores!"
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i can't say anything that can possibly top that.
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johnny_crotchrot:
Damn dude...looks like you had a good time
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tony_burrito:
Did you suck her shirt?