well today a girl I haven't seen in about 3 years is coming home.I lost her number, she doesn't have an aim screen name, and as I said...I haven't seen her in about 3 years. She's been off at college, she moved out of my town, and I forgot where her house was in that town.
So yeah. She liked me way back in the day. back when she was 14, and I was 18...and I REALLY didn't want to be messing around with a 14 year old. (truth be told I still don't want to be messing with 14 year olds, but that whole, 17 and under crowd can get lumped in there too.)
When she was 16, she wound up going out with this guy, that I didn't much like then when we were all on good terms. as of about a year or two ago...he's become an incredible asshole, and has pissed off most of my friends, so I jumped on that bandwagon because...well...I didn't much like him at all. Not sure how he managed to piss everyone off, but he did, so fuck him.
Now she just turned 21, the boyfriend that she's been with since she was 16 told her that he wants an open relationship with her 'cuz it's their last year in college (and he doesn't know what he wants to do with his life yet...so that was 4 years of schooling well spent) and she was the only girl he's ever been with blah blah blah, experimentation, blah blah blah, I hope he gets raped by a rhino blah blah blah...
From my point of view, asking for an open relationship out of the blue like that means that he thinks he can get laid sometime in the very near future, and doesn't want any kind of guilt trip involved for cheating on his girlfriend, (that we're not all that sure he hasn't cheated on her before...but I'll be nice and give him the benefit of the doubt). I hope that he can't, and I wind up fucking his girlfriend. Christ, I'll call his cellphone put it on speaker-phone while we're having sex, and laugh while his voicemail records it.
I am a giant step up from this fucking moron. And I mean...there's been some shit said from her to me...that confused the hell out of me as far as why she was going out with him. He's a complete nerd, has a dorky, dumb sense of humor, is just fucked up, and seems to be pretty damn useless.
When she was 18 she wound up telling me that she would have to call me back in a few hours after she got back from cleaning this moron's room. The fuck? I didn't know girlfriend was a substitute cleaning service.
So my mission for tonight, is to steal this girl from her stupid boyfriend...as that seems to be my style...and it is in holding with my pirate ways.
Perhaps there will be drinking, perhaps there will be movies, perhaps...there may even be that phone call...who can tell? I only know I can set the stage, and see what happens.
As of 11am the next morning: The stage was set, fun was had. We watched movies curled up together in my room for many many hours, got hungry went to the diner, came back, curled back up with each other, I gave her a back rub for about an hour or so, she gave me a bj. and by then it was around 2am and she was supposed to be back home at around midnight. She and I are supposed to continue things today. Pretty sure I stole myself a girlfriend. *nod nod*
I've done my heritage proud.
So yeah. She liked me way back in the day. back when she was 14, and I was 18...and I REALLY didn't want to be messing around with a 14 year old. (truth be told I still don't want to be messing with 14 year olds, but that whole, 17 and under crowd can get lumped in there too.)
When she was 16, she wound up going out with this guy, that I didn't much like then when we were all on good terms. as of about a year or two ago...he's become an incredible asshole, and has pissed off most of my friends, so I jumped on that bandwagon because...well...I didn't much like him at all. Not sure how he managed to piss everyone off, but he did, so fuck him.
Now she just turned 21, the boyfriend that she's been with since she was 16 told her that he wants an open relationship with her 'cuz it's their last year in college (and he doesn't know what he wants to do with his life yet...so that was 4 years of schooling well spent) and she was the only girl he's ever been with blah blah blah, experimentation, blah blah blah, I hope he gets raped by a rhino blah blah blah...
From my point of view, asking for an open relationship out of the blue like that means that he thinks he can get laid sometime in the very near future, and doesn't want any kind of guilt trip involved for cheating on his girlfriend, (that we're not all that sure he hasn't cheated on her before...but I'll be nice and give him the benefit of the doubt). I hope that he can't, and I wind up fucking his girlfriend. Christ, I'll call his cellphone put it on speaker-phone while we're having sex, and laugh while his voicemail records it.
I am a giant step up from this fucking moron. And I mean...there's been some shit said from her to me...that confused the hell out of me as far as why she was going out with him. He's a complete nerd, has a dorky, dumb sense of humor, is just fucked up, and seems to be pretty damn useless.
When she was 18 she wound up telling me that she would have to call me back in a few hours after she got back from cleaning this moron's room. The fuck? I didn't know girlfriend was a substitute cleaning service.
So my mission for tonight, is to steal this girl from her stupid boyfriend...as that seems to be my style...and it is in holding with my pirate ways.
Perhaps there will be drinking, perhaps there will be movies, perhaps...there may even be that phone call...who can tell? I only know I can set the stage, and see what happens. As of 11am the next morning: The stage was set, fun was had. We watched movies curled up together in my room for many many hours, got hungry went to the diner, came back, curled back up with each other, I gave her a back rub for about an hour or so, she gave me a bj. and by then it was around 2am and she was supposed to be back home at around midnight. She and I are supposed to continue things today. Pretty sure I stole myself a girlfriend. *nod nod*
I've done my heritage proud.