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Needville F-ing BFE, Texas, USA

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Sunday Mar 06, 2005

Mar 6, 2005
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This place is a wreck. Every time it rains, my dog tracks in another pound of mud. Maybe I won't let myself go to roller derby unless I get off my butt and do some cleaning.

What I need it to get married, or at least get a girlfriend. That way, I'd have someone who would make me put things back where they belong and clean every now and then. Of course, I'd rather have a maid who didn't actually do any domestic stuff. She'd just come by for surprise inspections every now and then and if my house was clean, I'd get a blow job as a reward. biggrin

I doubt any of the above will be happening soon, so I guess it's up to me to motivate myself. Maybe I should get a room mate and discount their rent for helping me clean.
holliday:
Well...I guess THAT takes me out of the running...because frankly I'm probably a bigger slob than you are.

How I come out of my house looking all put together is beyond me...seriously, I have a problem...
Mar 6, 2005
asitcomestome:
I tell ya man package it and sell it, you'd make a fortune if you could bypass those pesky pimping charges that would show up wink

take it easy


[Edited on Mar 08, 2005 7:21PM]
Mar 6, 2005

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