flatblack

Get the fuck off of my planet!

So, my laptop is in the shop and I was talking to the girl who's working on it. She's very skinny, glasses, kinda big teeth...Damn she was hot. I love me some nerdy girls.

Now, I wasn't actually planning on acting on my attraction to her for a number of reasons. Not the least of which is the fact that there is just no way...
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Anyone know what the world record is for masturbating in a 24 hours period? I think if I work at it and train hard, I can break it.

Jeeeeeezus! Can nothing go right today? I'm going to remember this when I die and knock out all of that hippie Jesus's teeth when I get to the other side.

Ya know, it's kinda sad when a grown adult screws up so badly that they have to be arrested. It's really sad when a grown adult keeps getting arrested for the same thing. I don't know what it is when a grown adult keeps getting arrested in the same place for doing the same thing by the same deputy...

I've decided I'm going to find some ridiculous looking big gay pen and have people use it to sign their tickets.

Wanna know what's worse than spending all week sanding your truck down to bare metal? Spending another week sanding down the paint you just shot on it because youre a dumbass, got in a hurry to go out and got about 10 lbs of sanded off primer dust in the color coat because you didn't give it near enough time for it to all settle...
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What's the name of that little dance the skinheads do? You know the one. The one with the kicking the feet out and swinging the arms; kinda like that Russian dance which I don't know the name of either...just wondering.

My off duty job got canceled today, so I spent the day working on painting my truck. It's not the fun part yet. I'm still sanding, which by the way, takes forever. I think I'm going to spend almost as much money on sand paper as paint.

Now it may have just been the fumes, but I took these pictures earlier as I was cleaning...
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