O M F G ! ! !
reason #1 not to marry an entomologist: you clean out his junk drawer to find:
me: wtf, i should NEVER have to encounter a giant roach when i'm cleaning your shit!
he: it's a not a roach! it's a [palmetto borer or some such shit]
me: i don't care! i don't keep e coli cultures! or keep insuloma cultures at home!
he: but it's decorative!
@#%!$*...
[though part of me realizes how very absurd this whole episode was and is amused by it]
reason #1 not to marry an entomologist: you clean out his junk drawer to find:

me: wtf, i should NEVER have to encounter a giant roach when i'm cleaning your shit!
he: it's a not a roach! it's a [palmetto borer or some such shit]
me: i don't care! i don't keep e coli cultures! or keep insuloma cultures at home!
he: but it's decorative!
@#%!$*...
[though part of me realizes how very absurd this whole episode was and is amused by it]
sophronia:
OMG thats hilarious!!!!!!!!