I'm so glad to be living in the US. It is so safe. Theocracy and martial law are just around the corner! I can't wait until I can have daily body cavity searches while eating my supersize McJesus burger with a side of crusader fries.
roethke:
Scars are hot, except when they are full of black stuff. Like mine are. Man, that was one of the most repulsive things I have ever written.