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Ok. So if your reading this you might be able to guess that I'm a little bit of a drunk. Drinking is fun.

Given that, I bet you can't guess what I'm going to say is the best thing ever...

I don't know what the spoiler tags are, but the answer is ice.

It makes drinks awesome.

Also great? Girls. They are pretty.

I'm watching the dailyshow/colbert report right now. Politics are hilarious.

{Delay due to phone call} People can be obnoxious. I hate it when I get phone calls from people are bored and vaguely unhappy due to said boredom, but appear to be so mostly out of sheer cussedness. If you know in advanced that I can't help you there is no reason for your to shit on my rainbow. I wish people could entertain themselves.

Anyway...

Hmm...

I do like the phrase candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker is a great phrase. I always find myself looking for alternate uses for the phrase. I mostly want to find a situation where people want to gain weight, but not muscle. That would be the perfect time to use the above mentioned phrase.

have a nice day folks.

Be well,
JDF