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today, i am 20...
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dia:
Later, I'll smack you across the face
huzzah, modified donkey punch fucker.
Retribution, mine, yours, for what, who knows?
Make it hurt.
fith:
mmmmmmm......hurt.....
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i didnt even have to use my AK, i said today was a good day.
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fith:
haha, pipe
dia:
be nice 660, I know where you live, and I kick yo mo fo chink (epithet for Hawaiian, dunno it) bootie if you diss any o' ma frens.

LOL, I'm so fucking white it hurts. Well, actually, I'm not THAT white. But still. I'm ALMOST white dammit.
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YAY! it is the day that will forever over shadow my birthday and my fathers, which both happen on the same day, right after the 9-11 commemorate on 9-12...which, no doubt, will be filled with 9-11 commemorates as well.

YAY! terrorists attacked my birthday and dequeued it with family and friends! yay!

not really...its not that big a deal. i'm not so vein as to...
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fith:
(commemorate is the word of the day, or so says merriam webster...i like to commemorate the word of the day as much as possible, hence its four commemorations on this page and my tragic overuse of it.)
dia:
I won't forget your birthday. Even if I forget my own some years.
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there was a spider in my bed, and now i'm covered in bites.
frown

i'm going back to the tailors today...boy this is fun.

2 days till i'm old.
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dia:
You lost my phone number. I can feel it...
fith:
i was seeing if you'd call me...
:/
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i take it all back, of anyone in the world i have the least right to be discontented; love alone is enough to fill my cup well over half full to overflowing, and at that point, what else matters?
fishsauce:
Indeed, brother, indeed.
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i wish i felt as i act with regards to jealousy...

i wish i were a better lover...

i wish i were older...

i wish i were wiser...

i wish i were smarter...

i wish i were prettier...

i wish i had more money...

i wish i was willing to work harder to get the things i want...

i wish i could be where i...
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dia:
how so to the first that you said?

I'm sure you're a fine lover, nothing a little more experience wouldn't cure...

I wish you were older too, lol...

I'm glad that you aren't wiser, wisdom is terribly overrated...

You are too smart...

You couldn't BE any prettier... you'd be some weird freak of nature if you were...

Financial status is variable, who's rich at 20?

You are willing to work harder, see, you just stated intention, intention begets desire...

You are in a quandary there, aren't you..

Likewise...

Indeed.

Glasses don't make you look like a loser. Boys in glasses are the hottest thing God gave womankind. I think Arthur Miller was hot too though. You know, I wear glasses, how slick am I in them? Aye? I feel like a dork, but people say it's cute, so.

Pish.

I like what Flamedaddy wrote, although in a Lord Byron musing kind of a way... not in a freak out about it all way. You're having one of those days, aren't you?
fith:
dear me, no...


i wrote a long thing here about my elegant birthday dinner i had tonight, but the fucking shit ass fucking server fucked it up twice, as has been hapening a lot lately, and i dont feel like typing it again.
sum:
SALMON IS GOOD!
OYSTERS ARE NOT!
my dad got me a poster of the cover of a 1950s burlesque novel called "Reform School Girls"

i'm going to lie down.
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marla, you're the 6.5, if not 7, not a being alive'd argue that fact.
i'm like a 2 or 3, if ya' ask me...

al, i wish i knew you. i'm upset you got to portland before i had the balls to ask if you wanted to hang out...my fault though...it probably woulda creeped you out anyway...i'm pretty creepy.

sumgirl...I's is inexperienced to the "t"...
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dia:
offline perks indeed! Neener neener! biggrin
fith:
i was wondering when you'd notice that...
biggrin
i likes it.
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*sigh*

oregon...i must prepare...must pull myself away from boards...ARGH! addictive internet...but so much good comes from it...ARGH!

ok, i'm gone for a while.
probably wont be back on till sunday night.
friend offered me a free ticket to dave mathews on sunday, and i'm not the worlds biggest fan of him or his band, but i am of live msuci in general, so i'm going!...
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dia:
I did think of girth, but I am shocked, wait, no I am not, that you actually measured it, babydoll. It fits pretty well in my mouth though, criminy...

JUST KIDDING! Dia made a funny, hahha, see, just kidding, haha, I swear I never woulda had the equitorial Fith's cack in my orifices...

Al: you don't know him. He's been holed up in his house for like 8 years masturbating and no one knows him, but me of course. hahahaha. He looks like Donnie Darko though, I think. And if he isn't good, I will kill him, God's honest... don't think I haven't been reading that book, you shoulda never gave me such WICKED thoughts, mister. Niceys to me.
dia:
I apologize for being a possessive weird psychotic bitch, by the way. But it's just because I am! biggrin
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wow but its fabulous to have another human being add so much meaning to my life...even if i can't figure out why

shhhh...
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i have to go to oregon today...to get the keys to my house, but i'll be back tomorrow.

let serge gainsbourge be me while i'm gone, even though it will be short....hehehe, he's french...hehehe, ugly french penis....(someone out there will know...
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