i wish i felt as i act with regards to jealousy...
i wish i were a better lover...
i wish i were older...
i wish i were wiser...
i wish i were smarter...
i wish i were prettier...
i wish i had more money...
i wish i was willing to work harder to get the things i want...
i wish i could be where i...
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i wish i were a better lover...
i wish i were older...
i wish i were wiser...
i wish i were smarter...
i wish i were prettier...
i wish i had more money...
i wish i was willing to work harder to get the things i want...
i wish i could be where i...
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marla, you're the 6.5, if not 7, not a being alive'd argue that fact.
i'm like a 2 or 3, if ya' ask me...
al, i wish i knew you. i'm upset you got to portland before i had the balls to ask if you wanted to hang out...my fault though...it probably woulda creeped you out anyway...i'm pretty creepy.
sumgirl...I's is inexperienced to the "t"...
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i'm like a 2 or 3, if ya' ask me...
al, i wish i knew you. i'm upset you got to portland before i had the balls to ask if you wanted to hang out...my fault though...it probably woulda creeped you out anyway...i'm pretty creepy.
sumgirl...I's is inexperienced to the "t"...
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dia:
offline perks indeed! Neener neener! 
fith:
i was wondering when you'd notice that...
i likes it.
i likes it.
*sigh*
oregon...i must prepare...must pull myself away from boards...ARGH! addictive internet...but so much good comes from it...ARGH!
ok, i'm gone for a while.
probably wont be back on till sunday night.
friend offered me a free ticket to dave mathews on sunday, and i'm not the worlds biggest fan of him or his band, but i am of live msuci in general, so i'm going!...
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oregon...i must prepare...must pull myself away from boards...ARGH! addictive internet...but so much good comes from it...ARGH!
ok, i'm gone for a while.
probably wont be back on till sunday night.
friend offered me a free ticket to dave mathews on sunday, and i'm not the worlds biggest fan of him or his band, but i am of live msuci in general, so i'm going!...
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dia:
I did think of girth, but I am shocked, wait, no I am not, that you actually measured it, babydoll. It fits pretty well in my mouth though, criminy...
JUST KIDDING! Dia made a funny, hahha, see, just kidding, haha, I swear I never woulda had the equitorial Fith's cack in my orifices...
Al: you don't know him. He's been holed up in his house for like 8 years masturbating and no one knows him, but me of course. hahahaha. He looks like Donnie Darko though, I think. And if he isn't good, I will kill him, God's honest... don't think I haven't been reading that book, you shoulda never gave me such WICKED thoughts, mister. Niceys to me.
JUST KIDDING! Dia made a funny, hahha, see, just kidding, haha, I swear I never woulda had the equitorial Fith's cack in my orifices...
Al: you don't know him. He's been holed up in his house for like 8 years masturbating and no one knows him, but me of course. hahahaha. He looks like Donnie Darko though, I think. And if he isn't good, I will kill him, God's honest... don't think I haven't been reading that book, you shoulda never gave me such WICKED thoughts, mister. Niceys to me.
dia:
I apologize for being a possessive weird psychotic bitch, by the way. But it's just because I am!
wow but its fabulous to have another human being add so much meaning to my life...even if i can't figure out why
shhhh...
........
i have to go to oregon today...to get the keys to my house, but i'll be back tomorrow.
let serge gainsbourge be me while i'm gone, even though it will be short....hehehe, he's french...hehehe, ugly french penis....(someone out there will know...
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shhhh...
........
i have to go to oregon today...to get the keys to my house, but i'll be back tomorrow.
let serge gainsbourge be me while i'm gone, even though it will be short....hehehe, he's french...hehehe, ugly french penis....(someone out there will know...
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*sigh*
7 days till i'm old...
7 days till i'm old...
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fith:
but you're beautiful...and the *sigh* was at you, not at my age
rawr_ima_monster:
that is a shockingly good point about the bookstore. I think i might still hold out till I get to LA and have somethign before I dye my hari again, besides the fact that it might possible cause a chance of slight alienation betweem my rommate and myself during the critical first couple of days moving in period. it can wait.
That starbucks factoid is fascinating. now I've gotta apply just to see if I get initials. I'mugly as sin so mybe they'll just write like half of each letter.
-crappacino,
Dave
That starbucks factoid is fascinating. now I've gotta apply just to see if I get initials. I'mugly as sin so mybe they'll just write like half of each letter.
-crappacino,
Dave
i finished cutting my hair without another injury, its great.
kinda' looks like ass 'cause i just used scissors and only had one mirror, but i'm ok with that, it was free!
i'm going to the library now.
i like the library.
8 days till i'm old.
kinda' looks like ass 'cause i just used scissors and only had one mirror, but i'm ok with that, it was free!
i'm going to the library now.
i like the library.
8 days till i'm old.
rawr_ima_monster:
I haven't paid ofr a haircut in like 4 years, it's no problem, you get better. but if you ever run into your old barber, he gets PISSED.
-cut my ear only once,
Dave
p.s. 20's not old, you can look down on 13 year olds and call them silly teenagers without being too much of a brat. (warning, you are still pretty much a brat)
-cut my ear only once,
Dave
p.s. 20's not old, you can look down on 13 year olds and call them silly teenagers without being too much of a brat. (warning, you are still pretty much a brat)
sumgirl:
hiya fith!
how many forums are you at anyway? *winks* loved chatting to you - wait, dia, please it's innocent - let's think our baby honey, really! *muah* (to both of you)
how many forums are you at anyway? *winks* loved chatting to you - wait, dia, please it's innocent - let's think our baby honey, really! *muah* (to both of you)
Today I went and played a little one on one b-ball with my best friend to find out whether or not we still sucked at it. Turns out the answer is "yes."
Then we went to a comic book store, another thing I hadn't done in a long time, but that I was far more skilled at.
They didn't have any CheechWizard, which is ok...
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Then we went to a comic book store, another thing I hadn't done in a long time, but that I was far more skilled at.
They didn't have any CheechWizard, which is ok...
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Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth ?
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
you know something no one knows? i used to be able to suck my own dick. i'm serious.
i bet that startles some people.
Ooh heaven is a place on earth
you know something no one knows? i used to be able to suck my own dick. i'm serious.
i bet that startles some people.
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fith:
one of my favorite films...everytime i laugh at that part i'm laughing at a totally different thing than everyone else watching...
fith:
dia, kevin? omg that adorable...
actually...i'm just gonna sit around and hope i work.
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fith:
oh, and as for *why*, i was going to a ball.
fith:
and why do you look like lana turner?
today i'm going to spend at the University of Pugest Sound picking up freshman girls...it's so fun and easy.
fith:
myssie scott?....archu....what?
the reality of my past and present are crumbling.
the reality of my past and present are crumbling.
the Gift of Gab signed my zig-zags....awwwwh yeah....
i had a dream about drinking crystal, not sure what that's about...i've never had it before and i'm not a rapper.
zoloft supresses the production of certain chemicals in the brain and has a half-life of 26 hours. the chemicals are suppressed over time by the drug, taking a matter of weeks, or a week, or so,...
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i had a dream about drinking crystal, not sure what that's about...i've never had it before and i'm not a rapper.
zoloft supresses the production of certain chemicals in the brain and has a half-life of 26 hours. the chemicals are suppressed over time by the drug, taking a matter of weeks, or a week, or so,...
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i wrote a lot and the database got fux0rd...yeah, that's right.
so i don't care now.
it was all meaningful and shit...
about bumbershoot:
music, drums, meeting the Gift of Gab, seeing films, and getting inspired.
but i'm not inspired to type it all again.
so, uh, there.
ok
bye.
so i don't care now.
it was all meaningful and shit...
about bumbershoot:
music, drums, meeting the Gift of Gab, seeing films, and getting inspired.
but i'm not inspired to type it all again.
so, uh, there.
ok
bye.
fith:
/me mixes some white wine, some absinthe and various aromatic drugs.
then the product with gin.
laps it up.
stirs. stirs. stirs.
drink.
mmm, phantasmagoric.
then the product with gin.
laps it up.
stirs. stirs. stirs.
drink.
mmm, phantasmagoric.
I'm sure you're a fine lover, nothing a little more experience wouldn't cure...
I wish you were older too, lol...
I'm glad that you aren't wiser, wisdom is terribly overrated...
You are too smart...
You couldn't BE any prettier... you'd be some weird freak of nature if you were...
Financial status is variable, who's rich at 20?
You are willing to work harder, see, you just stated intention, intention begets desire...
You are in a quandary there, aren't you..
Likewise...
Indeed.
Glasses don't make you look like a loser. Boys in glasses are the hottest thing God gave womankind. I think Arthur Miller was hot too though. You know, I wear glasses, how slick am I in them? Aye? I feel like a dork, but people say it's cute, so.
Pish.
I like what Flamedaddy wrote, although in a Lord Byron musing kind of a way... not in a freak out about it all way. You're having one of those days, aren't you?
i wrote a long thing here about my elegant birthday dinner i had tonight, but the fucking shit ass fucking server fucked it up twice, as has been hapening a lot lately, and i dont feel like typing it again.
sum:
SALMON IS GOOD!
OYSTERS ARE NOT!
my dad got me a poster of the cover of a 1950s burlesque novel called "Reform School Girls"
i'm going to lie down.