fistfuck

Whenever I go to the store and see a random man purchasing roses (or maybe a braver man purchasing tulips or lilies or anything else outside the rose family) I pretend that they are romantic and buying flowers for the woman they love for no reason at all. Not just her birthday, anniversary or valentines - but just because. I have never dated a guy that does this, I am not friends with any men that do this... but yet I still would love for it to happen.

sigh. I need to stop reading romance novels.