fistfuck

I just came back from the strip club... and im drunk as hell. My husband turned 21 on wednesday and this was his celebration... he'd never been to a strip club before. There was this one girl, i think she went by Joy, that was utterly amazing... her skin was so soft... i think i spent 50 bucks on her alone... lap dances.... she was so beauitful [beautiful]... add in a few other lap dances... some dollar dances... some champagne... some patrone [patron] shots... alot of drinks... and poof... im in the hole a few hundered [hundred] bucks...

oh how many [money] flies when your staring a beauiful [beautiful] young woman....

***i had to edit my very terrible drunk spelling in the morning which is why you see all the [edits]