so let's start out as to how much of a dork i am;
i wrote out this huge journal update as to how the computer back in mississippi blow sweaty donkey balls and this in depth " knowing your true self " ya-ya shit and didn't save the damn thing!
this guy i gave my number to a couple of weeks a go(still, i have no idea why i gave him my number), he had asked me what ya-ya ment. well, i tend to use words just to use words because it fits that time and moment. i explained it to him that ya-ya to me is yada, yada, yada. go figure but i have just started this bad habit of off the wall stuff.
anyway, i would now like to talk about how much of a schmuck he is. i think there are a few that actually enjoys this part of my rare entries. i like to think it as educating people what not to do or say to a female. first off, after talking to him for thirty minutes on the phone he started throwing a sales pitch to me about how much of a great guy he is and that we have so much in common and the karma between us is powerful, and that he's patient and presistant...
1) a-hem, i don't dig guys who feel the need to sell themselves to me, it just makes me think that their either a) desperate b) damaged c) just plain dumb and easily manipulated(corruption and manipulation were the two things that i enjoyed way too much in high school...)
2) " we have so much in common and the karma between us is powerful ". that's aura, stupid. you know those type of people that just go on and on about how intelligent they are... . yeah. nuff said about this cat.
3) patient and presistant? let's not go there... that just irritates me about as bad as the " karma " thing.
so i slapped a warning label on him and told him that i'm honest, blunt, bitter, synical, and scarcastic. told him that i would think about calling him back on his offer of coffee. thought about it, wasn't interested, so i didn't call him.
now this is what really cracks me up:
he text messages me and said, " i guess i scared you off. i didn't mean to. i wish i knew what i could say or doto get you to contact me again. i feel that we may have things in common and at the very least could be very good friends. if you can find it in your to take another look at me you might find that i'm worth your time. all you have to do is contact me. if you want nothing more to do with me then this will be the last time i contact you. i look forward to your response. "
fact is that i only spoke to him once, for thirty minutes. wasn't interested into getting to know him. so being the good person that i am, i replied to his message and said, " i'm not ready to have another person in my life at the moment. youre better off without me in yours ".
i was honest and didn't beat around the bush. that's just how i feel. although, he didn't feel the same way,
" i appreciate your honesty but i don't believe it. unless your an axe murderer how could you be bad for me? and i know i'm not wielding any axes ".
the things i want to say would only make this novel of a posting even worse for the non-lengthy readers. wow... . eat that.
i wrote out this huge journal update as to how the computer back in mississippi blow sweaty donkey balls and this in depth " knowing your true self " ya-ya shit and didn't save the damn thing!
this guy i gave my number to a couple of weeks a go(still, i have no idea why i gave him my number), he had asked me what ya-ya ment. well, i tend to use words just to use words because it fits that time and moment. i explained it to him that ya-ya to me is yada, yada, yada. go figure but i have just started this bad habit of off the wall stuff.
anyway, i would now like to talk about how much of a schmuck he is. i think there are a few that actually enjoys this part of my rare entries. i like to think it as educating people what not to do or say to a female. first off, after talking to him for thirty minutes on the phone he started throwing a sales pitch to me about how much of a great guy he is and that we have so much in common and the karma between us is powerful, and that he's patient and presistant...
1) a-hem, i don't dig guys who feel the need to sell themselves to me, it just makes me think that their either a) desperate b) damaged c) just plain dumb and easily manipulated(corruption and manipulation were the two things that i enjoyed way too much in high school...)
2) " we have so much in common and the karma between us is powerful ". that's aura, stupid. you know those type of people that just go on and on about how intelligent they are... . yeah. nuff said about this cat.
3) patient and presistant? let's not go there... that just irritates me about as bad as the " karma " thing.
so i slapped a warning label on him and told him that i'm honest, blunt, bitter, synical, and scarcastic. told him that i would think about calling him back on his offer of coffee. thought about it, wasn't interested, so i didn't call him.
now this is what really cracks me up:
he text messages me and said, " i guess i scared you off. i didn't mean to. i wish i knew what i could say or doto get you to contact me again. i feel that we may have things in common and at the very least could be very good friends. if you can find it in your to take another look at me you might find that i'm worth your time. all you have to do is contact me. if you want nothing more to do with me then this will be the last time i contact you. i look forward to your response. "
fact is that i only spoke to him once, for thirty minutes. wasn't interested into getting to know him. so being the good person that i am, i replied to his message and said, " i'm not ready to have another person in my life at the moment. youre better off without me in yours ".
i was honest and didn't beat around the bush. that's just how i feel. although, he didn't feel the same way,
" i appreciate your honesty but i don't believe it. unless your an axe murderer how could you be bad for me? and i know i'm not wielding any axes ".
the things i want to say would only make this novel of a posting even worse for the non-lengthy readers. wow... . eat that.
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loismustdie:
happy birthday baby!
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LMAO..that goes along with my whole philosophy on guys that think when a girl says "no" they mean "maybe" or even "yes"...When a girl says "no" she means "no". She has her reasons. True, she may be manipulated into changing her mind, but then that only shows the lack of respect that guy had for her who manipulated her in the first place! Some men will never learn! lol Women do NOT like being treated like a piece of meat! We are human beings with feeling and emotions..and thoughts..yes, thoughts and should therefore be treated as such...we are not stupid fuck holes! I had a bad experience with a swinging guy friend of mine last night...had to vent..told him I wasn't in a sexual mood..he told me to give him a call when I wasn't broken..jokingly of course, but it just showed me where I stood with him as a friend...probably won't be going over there again...