What a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Phhheeeewwwww, I'm glad it's over!!
My little guy has been coming to work with me these past weeks, cuz he's not in daycare anymore. So, today at work, he gets a black crayon and colors almost the entire television screen of the tv at work! Now, it wouldn't be too big a deal, but the tv belongs to my boss! So, that was fun!
Then, I had to go over the PNM and make a utility payment for one of our families from work who fell behind on their bill. My boss says, oh, no worries. You'll be in and out of there in a couple minutes. There's never a line and it's always really fast. Just my luck I walk in to 14 (no shit, I counted) people in front of me and 1 person working the windows!!! Holy fuck!!
Little man is having no part of standing in line with me, cuz he'd rather play with the little ropes and poles that mark the waiting line!! So, I'm trying to be quiet and nice, cuz there are people around and I don't want them to think I'm one of those crazy Moms!! "Giovanni, come here." "Giovanni, please come and stand by Mommy." "Giovanni, that police man is gonna get you if you don't stop." Then, the lady in line behind me, who is probably 70 years old, and totally smashed on some sort of alcohol cuz I can smell it from where I'm standing, says to him "Giovanni, if you don't come stand by your Mommy I'm gonna take you with me." He hears this and freaks out! So, he starts yelling/crying and he goes "No you not, you butthead!!!" I wanted to die! My two year old just called the little old drunk lady behind me a butthead! So, I step under the rope and grab his hand before he runs away, and he's crying and screaming mind you. I get his hand and he goes limp. So, he's laying on the floor in PNM, and I'm trying to get him out of there.
I pick him up and he wiggles out of my arms and he's being a little shit! I get him outside and he kinda walks, but I'm mostly kinda dragging him down the sidewalk!
He's screaming the whole way. I get him to the car and try and put him in his seat and he's arching his back. Little shit!! So, I'm driving and it's about 2:00 and I know he's probably dead tired since he's already missed his nap, and he didn't eat his lunch earlier. So, I figured food would help.
So, we go to the new Flying Star Cafe. I'm bribing him to be quiet by telling him we'll get food inside. So, I get him inside, and he just lays down on the floor. I mean, not screaming or anything, but laying on the floor in protest. So, I leave him there and order. As he hears me order him the kid's pasta, he goes "I DON'T WANT PASTA!" Of course, everyone in the place thinks it's so cute. I'm ready to beat two year old ass!
So, I get our food ordered and get him to sit down. He carried on a little through lunch and then when we were leaving, he tried to go through a door that said "No Admittance/Employees Only" and I caught him just in time. Well, I pick him up and he's screaming bloody murder again! God help me, cuz every firemen from the Fire House that is right across the street is in Flying Star. So, here are all these cutie pie Firemen, and here's my kiddo pitching a fit! Perfect timing, as usual!
Well, I carry him sideways, outside to the car. Get him in. He cries and screams and cursing "butthead" and "butt" and other two year old cuss words. I got about a block and all of sudden it's quiet. Yep, he was asleep. Sound asleep. Head hanging straight down, chin to his chest, snoring asleep.
It's times like these that I think I'm going to lose my mind! I question my motherhood! I question my sanity. Then, little man falls asleep and looks like a fucking little angel capable of nothing but sweetness and lovin' and I can't help but think he's the cutest thing around! I just love my little guy to death, demonic side and all!
But, Mommy needs a break!! He's gonna go visit Nana this weekend so mommy can have a little mommy time! Yay!!! Mommy needs mommy time!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
P.S. His latest phrase is "son of a bitch". I know, I know. But, it's so damn cute!!!
My little guy has been coming to work with me these past weeks, cuz he's not in daycare anymore. So, today at work, he gets a black crayon and colors almost the entire television screen of the tv at work! Now, it wouldn't be too big a deal, but the tv belongs to my boss! So, that was fun!
Then, I had to go over the PNM and make a utility payment for one of our families from work who fell behind on their bill. My boss says, oh, no worries. You'll be in and out of there in a couple minutes. There's never a line and it's always really fast. Just my luck I walk in to 14 (no shit, I counted) people in front of me and 1 person working the windows!!! Holy fuck!!
Little man is having no part of standing in line with me, cuz he'd rather play with the little ropes and poles that mark the waiting line!! So, I'm trying to be quiet and nice, cuz there are people around and I don't want them to think I'm one of those crazy Moms!! "Giovanni, come here." "Giovanni, please come and stand by Mommy." "Giovanni, that police man is gonna get you if you don't stop." Then, the lady in line behind me, who is probably 70 years old, and totally smashed on some sort of alcohol cuz I can smell it from where I'm standing, says to him "Giovanni, if you don't come stand by your Mommy I'm gonna take you with me." He hears this and freaks out! So, he starts yelling/crying and he goes "No you not, you butthead!!!" I wanted to die! My two year old just called the little old drunk lady behind me a butthead! So, I step under the rope and grab his hand before he runs away, and he's crying and screaming mind you. I get his hand and he goes limp. So, he's laying on the floor in PNM, and I'm trying to get him out of there.
I pick him up and he wiggles out of my arms and he's being a little shit! I get him outside and he kinda walks, but I'm mostly kinda dragging him down the sidewalk!
He's screaming the whole way. I get him to the car and try and put him in his seat and he's arching his back. Little shit!! So, I'm driving and it's about 2:00 and I know he's probably dead tired since he's already missed his nap, and he didn't eat his lunch earlier. So, I figured food would help.
So, we go to the new Flying Star Cafe. I'm bribing him to be quiet by telling him we'll get food inside. So, I get him inside, and he just lays down on the floor. I mean, not screaming or anything, but laying on the floor in protest. So, I leave him there and order. As he hears me order him the kid's pasta, he goes "I DON'T WANT PASTA!" Of course, everyone in the place thinks it's so cute. I'm ready to beat two year old ass!
So, I get our food ordered and get him to sit down. He carried on a little through lunch and then when we were leaving, he tried to go through a door that said "No Admittance/Employees Only" and I caught him just in time. Well, I pick him up and he's screaming bloody murder again! God help me, cuz every firemen from the Fire House that is right across the street is in Flying Star. So, here are all these cutie pie Firemen, and here's my kiddo pitching a fit! Perfect timing, as usual!
Well, I carry him sideways, outside to the car. Get him in. He cries and screams and cursing "butthead" and "butt" and other two year old cuss words. I got about a block and all of sudden it's quiet. Yep, he was asleep. Sound asleep. Head hanging straight down, chin to his chest, snoring asleep.
It's times like these that I think I'm going to lose my mind! I question my motherhood! I question my sanity. Then, little man falls asleep and looks like a fucking little angel capable of nothing but sweetness and lovin' and I can't help but think he's the cutest thing around! I just love my little guy to death, demonic side and all!
But, Mommy needs a break!! He's gonna go visit Nana this weekend so mommy can have a little mommy time! Yay!!! Mommy needs mommy time!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
P.S. His latest phrase is "son of a bitch". I know, I know. But, it's so damn cute!!!
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wildindigo:
I enjoyed your journal entry .....I teach at an early childhood center and I have 18 kids - and they are all 2 years old This weeks favorite word is FUCK....and God help you if you tell them it's not nice to say that because all the boys start screaming it at each other and laughing hysterically about it! Have a great weekend.
This weeks favorite word is FUCK....and God help you if you tell them it's not nice to say that because all the boys start screaming it at each other and laughing hysterically about it! Have a great weekend.
__rae__:
haha!