so this actually happened a while back.
My friend Jodi got a summer job bartending at a GoGo bar, and often asked me to visit her at work, so one day i finally do and i get in and am ... not the most comfortable, she has to cash out or somthing and im sitting there in the Gogo bar alone... and i look down... and my pants are glowing in the blacklight. not all my pants but a stain mark on my leg... and i look at the other one and same thing... now am i this huge of a pervert and just now realizing it? no because i know im a horny fiend, but this is re-gall-darn-dik-u-lus. so i stand up all secret like and check out the rest of it, and see that it continues all the way down both legs...
so apparently the jean company saw fit to sell me pants that look like Jackson Pollick threw a Bukkakie party on but not tell me there was a black light responsive design those pants.
and i realize all of this in a GoGo bar the first time i ever go to one.
My friend Jodi got a summer job bartending at a GoGo bar, and often asked me to visit her at work, so one day i finally do and i get in and am ... not the most comfortable, she has to cash out or somthing and im sitting there in the Gogo bar alone... and i look down... and my pants are glowing in the blacklight. not all my pants but a stain mark on my leg... and i look at the other one and same thing... now am i this huge of a pervert and just now realizing it? no because i know im a horny fiend, but this is re-gall-darn-dik-u-lus. so i stand up all secret like and check out the rest of it, and see that it continues all the way down both legs...
so apparently the jean company saw fit to sell me pants that look like Jackson Pollick threw a Bukkakie party on but not tell me there was a black light responsive design those pants.
and i realize all of this in a GoGo bar the first time i ever go to one.
treblah:
yea man you should have been staring at Jodi's ta-tas, not your own pants! 